A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on
it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom,
"This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into
Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today
and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole
plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha
gonna do in Toronto?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into
the hotel and take a big crap... then I'm gonna
take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for
dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her
back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a
look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of
the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run
to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom
off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old
lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
dear. He's gotta take a shit first."
it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom,
"This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into
Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today
and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole
plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha
gonna do in Toronto?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into
the hotel and take a big crap... then I'm gonna
take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for
dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her
back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a
look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of
the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run
to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom
off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old
lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
dear. He's gotta take a shit first."
