Especially funny if you know how close these hospitals are to $$, then charity. Probably the most profitable hospitals on the planet.
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He woke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He
replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he
had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun
asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only
have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and
announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law".
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He woke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He
replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he
had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun
asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only
have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and
announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law".
