these fuks are a rare breed indeed, how many times have you called and got the "what city, then listing" prompt, you leave the info knowing full well the operators at the other end could give a flying fuk... first word out of their mouths is"what city please..." then the mensa members come back with some beauties, today s example;
Op (broken english)." listing please"
Raz Marvin window showcase in Danvers,Ma."
Op how are you spelling that?"
Raz "What? that's M-a-r-v-i-n Windows, honey in Danvers,Mass."
Op "thank You for the spelling, what city was that in...."
Raz "that'd be Daners,Ma....."
Op "I'm sorry we found no residential listing for Mavin Widow in Danvers,Ma.'
Raz "what? ...honey it's a business.. M-a-r-v-i-n Window"
Op" I am sorry, could I have the listing again...."
Raz " Honey, forget it it'd be quicker driving to Danvers..
Op " I don't see how that could be, there was no Mavin Widow in Dnvers, listed or unlisted..."
Raz " Forget it, just get me a "b" plate, w/house fried rice.., LOL!!"
Op "B- plate?? What city please....."
Raz: Click
Total elapsed time 5 fkn minutes.
Op (broken english)." listing please"
Raz Marvin window showcase in Danvers,Ma."
Op how are you spelling that?"
Raz "What? that's M-a-r-v-i-n Windows, honey in Danvers,Mass."
Op "thank You for the spelling, what city was that in...."
Raz "that'd be Daners,Ma....."
Op "I'm sorry we found no residential listing for Mavin Widow in Danvers,Ma.'
Raz "what? ...honey it's a business.. M-a-r-v-i-n Window"
Op" I am sorry, could I have the listing again...."
Raz " Honey, forget it it'd be quicker driving to Danvers..
Op " I don't see how that could be, there was no Mavin Widow in Dnvers, listed or unlisted..."
Raz " Forget it, just get me a "b" plate, w/house fried rice.., LOL!!"
Op "B- plate?? What city please....."
Raz: Click
Total elapsed time 5 fkn minutes.
