Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
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>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
>HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>WIFE: - - - silence - - -
>HUSBAND: "Shit."
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>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
>HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>WIFE: - - - silence - - -
>HUSBAND: "Shit."
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