Cow...This Is So Ridiculous, It Might Be True

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Fish Head
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Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing

that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada

almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps

in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that

cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls,

and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens

wandering around in their country, including people that are

trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as

they enter the country.
 

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DeweyOxburger
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Re: Cow...This Is So Ridiculous, It Might Be True

Chopsticks said:
Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing

that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada

almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps

in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that

cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls,

and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens

wandering around in their country, including people that are

trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as

they enter the country.


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