Cow
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The smallest type of cow is a breed called Dexter, which was bred a small size for household living.
Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago.
Cows can see color.
Cows can detect odors upto 5 miles away.
A 1,000 pound cow produces an average of 10 tons of manure a year.
Per day, a cow spends 6 hours eating and 8 hours chewing cud.
The average cow drinks about 30 gallons of water and eats about 95 pounds of feed per day.
A cow stands up and lies down about 14 times a day.
A cow's heart beats between 60 and 70 beats per minute.
Cows can hear lower and higher frequencies better than humans
Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago.
Cows can see color.
Cows can detect odors upto 5 miles away.
A 1,000 pound cow produces an average of 10 tons of manure a year.
Per day, a cow spends 6 hours eating and 8 hours chewing cud.
The average cow drinks about 30 gallons of water and eats about 95 pounds of feed per day.
A cow stands up and lies down about 14 times a day.
A cow's heart beats between 60 and 70 beats per minute.
Cows can hear lower and higher frequencies better than humans
...............................................Scott-Atlanta said:
This is commonly referred to as power pies.
KOD
Moo stick out my tongue
like this and wrap it around the
grass then I moo my head back
and forth some all fawking day long .
Did you know that moo have four
stomachs ? And moo got no top teeth
but eight large molars on the bottom.
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A newborn calf weighs anywhere from 60 - 90 lbs. Holsteins can weigh 100 lbs. at birth.
Cows poop a lot - up to 15 times a day. They drain their radiators with equal vigor, excreting around 3? gallons of urine daily.
Cows can jump. If given a running start, they can jump over a fence?most never try because there's really no point.
Cows like to swim and frolic in the moonlight. Studies show their nocturnal activity increases when it's a full moon.
Cows have 300? (near panoramic) vision and can see in color, except red.
Cows have no top front teeth, just a tough pad of skin. Instead of biting at prairie grass and hay, cows use their long and flexible tongues that are course at the surface to wrap and pull the foliage in. They have nice bottom front teeth (eight) that secures the grass against the top pad, then will swing their heads up to break off the grass. They have six powerful molars (top and bottom of jaw) used for slight chewing the first time down, and for chewing the regurgitated cud on the rebound.
A cow has one stomach with four "compartments."
The normal cow's body temperature is 101.5?.
Veal is a sad example of human arrogance. It involves the practice of separating a young calf (commonly a male dairy calf) from its mother shortly after birth, confining it to a very small indoor pen without exercise or sunlight and feeding it an artificially formulated diet?all to keep the calf muscle pale and "tender." Calves are then slaughtered and this cholesterol-rich meat is served to sad sacs who consider it a delicacy. Public awareness has created a significant reduction in veal consumption over recent decades.
Cows poop a lot - up to 15 times a day. They drain their radiators with equal vigor, excreting around 3? gallons of urine daily.
Cows can jump. If given a running start, they can jump over a fence?most never try because there's really no point.
Cows like to swim and frolic in the moonlight. Studies show their nocturnal activity increases when it's a full moon.
Cows have 300? (near panoramic) vision and can see in color, except red.
Cows have no top front teeth, just a tough pad of skin. Instead of biting at prairie grass and hay, cows use their long and flexible tongues that are course at the surface to wrap and pull the foliage in. They have nice bottom front teeth (eight) that secures the grass against the top pad, then will swing their heads up to break off the grass. They have six powerful molars (top and bottom of jaw) used for slight chewing the first time down, and for chewing the regurgitated cud on the rebound.
A cow has one stomach with four "compartments."
The normal cow's body temperature is 101.5?.
Veal is a sad example of human arrogance. It involves the practice of separating a young calf (commonly a male dairy calf) from its mother shortly after birth, confining it to a very small indoor pen without exercise or sunlight and feeding it an artificially formulated diet?all to keep the calf muscle pale and "tender." Calves are then slaughtered and this cholesterol-rich meat is served to sad sacs who consider it a delicacy. Public awareness has created a significant reduction in veal consumption over recent decades.
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Secret of Power Pies devulged !
Power Pies are also mixed with mud and straw to make dried cakes that fuel kitchen fires.
Traditional wisdom says that in burning these power pie dung cakes, the temperature never rises beyond a certain point, ensuring the nutrients in the food are not destroyed by overheating.
Besides, the smoke of power pies clears the air of germs. Power Pies have also been successfully used to produce bio-gas and generate electricity for consumer use.
Scientific studies show that power pies have been found to be resistant to solar radiation. And of course, power pies mixed with gau mutramakes for excellent manure and a natural pesticide.
Modern day ecologists are saying that as compared to chemical fertilizer which damages the land in the long run, power pies improve the health of the soil.
It isn't hard to see why Indian mythology says that Lakshmi, the goddess of wealth, resides in cow's power pies.
Power Pies are also mixed with mud and straw to make dried cakes that fuel kitchen fires.
Traditional wisdom says that in burning these power pie dung cakes, the temperature never rises beyond a certain point, ensuring the nutrients in the food are not destroyed by overheating.
Besides, the smoke of power pies clears the air of germs. Power Pies have also been successfully used to produce bio-gas and generate electricity for consumer use.
Scientific studies show that power pies have been found to be resistant to solar radiation. And of course, power pies mixed with gau mutramakes for excellent manure and a natural pesticide.
Modern day ecologists are saying that as compared to chemical fertilizer which damages the land in the long run, power pies improve the health of the soil.
It isn't hard to see why Indian mythology says that Lakshmi, the goddess of wealth, resides in cow's power pies.
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:::{Scott on Sunday AM with a massive hangover}:::
"WHAT THE!!! :wall: I gotta stop posting at MJ's after coming home drunk:banghead:
"WHAT THE!!! :wall: I gotta stop posting at MJ's after coming home drunk:banghead:
[Question]How did the bookie get killed in the pie eating contest?..................................................................................................................................................[Answer]the cow kicked him in the head]
