Crappy Coke Machines

[Felonious Monk]

What is it with some of these Coke machines?

Jesus, I have a dollar and while true it is not a pristine example of currency but nor is it a completely crumpled up bit of asswipe either but I put it in the Coke machine and REJECTED!!!

Why don't they make these damn machines with like a 50hp outboard dollar bill grabber instead of some 9volt flea circus powered motor.

Unreal. I just don't fuhking understand it.

 

[BahamaMama]

you mean they shoud use the kind of *bill recognizer* that slot machines use? LOL

that would work, those suckers will take anything in ANY condition

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Maybe it just didn't Like YOUR Dollar..........Boy!


I know.....What about when you go to the car wash and you are almost finished and wham, NO MORE WATER! Well there is that last Dollar bill you have to get the soap off of your car and yep you guessed it! Damn Machine will not take it! I mean this thing acts like your a lepper and your trying to rub your pecker on it! Just keeps shoving you away! So you go flying home to get the soap off and when you get there it looks as if someone spooged all over your Ride!

I hate those damn machines! I bend down real close where it is the only one listening and tell it what I really think! Start talking all nasty to it like......hey your momma was a clothes dryer and she had a filthy lint trap! Or your daddy was a condom dispenser in the bathroom of a Hong Kong Delicatesan and that is where he met that nasty lint trapped bitch of a mother of yours cause she was peddling Fabric softener to the other machines in town! how you like that you little no dollar bill takin piece of monkey Spew! and still it will not take my bill! GO FIGURE!

 

[dr. freeze]

what you need to do is to get a buddy and tilt it about 20' towards you and starting doing pushups with it and you will get your money back and more in cokes!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I would like to apologize to My friend Felonious Monk for using such a deliberate shot at his manhood with that Boy statement!


Sorry bout that and if I offended any of you others with that I apologize as well


Oh yeah I almost forgot :fingerc:

 

[ferdville]

Bill changers like those are equipped with readers. The readers can be adjusted to take anything from hand-drawn replicas to xerox copies to only the best of the real thing. If the vendor doesn't constantly tweek the thing, it tends to only accept the best of the best. I used to have several changers in businesses I had and would constantly test them to make sure they wouldn't take real good xerox copies. With today's machines, you would be surprised how many of the machines would take them. But, it would hardly be worth the risk for a few bucks in quarters or a couple of cokes.

 

[Heater]

what you need to do is to get a buddy and tilt it about 20' towards you and starting doing pushups with it and you will get your money back and more in cokes!

Uh! Wouldn't that be dishonest freeze?

 

[fatdaddycool]

Freak,
I didn't know you can talk to those things!?!?!?!?!? Kick ass! O.K. ..Hold on I will be right back................................hahahaha I told that son of a bit*h, I bet I don't have any more problems out of it!!!!

Monk,
what kind of machine was it? Coke?...well thats your problem right there.....how much can you get for a stinkin dollar anyway..it isn't a twenty minute phone call for cryin out loud...its coke.....stuff is expensive....try a fifty.....that oughta get you to the end of the work day......geez gotta teach these kids everything

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Fifty wouldn't get that Hoover to the bathroom and back! You seen the size of that cat? He's a big old Pencil! Kinda like a Kindy Care Pencil......all big and FAT like!

 

[fatdaddycool]

Freak,
thats funny, well I figured he is probably at work or the post office so he only needed something to wash down his "lunch" with.