Dante's Inferno...Test to see where you will go.

marine

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the only way to score bad enuff to head to level 9 was to answer YES to all the fag questions.

maybe you should go visit beantown jim there buddy boy in TOronto.
 

kosar

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2nd level- It looks like i'm going to be blown around endlessly by unforgiving winds and molested by the infernal hurricane. Things don't look promising on this end.



The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
 

fletcher

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Level 2 . Whats up with that for all the money i give and work with special olympics and talk once a week at the rehab center i was in for 102 days to new people and the ones who have been there for awhile. Must be the temper still because do not believe in the card readers and bs like that. Could go to church more then i do but pray and talk to my higher power who i choose to call god at least 2 times a day and read a small part of my bible before i go to sleep. Need more work. no because i know my spot is saved for me orit better or i will be in for a shock:eek:
 

Nolan Dalla

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To show how ludicrious this so-called "test" is -- consider the fact that the three worst human monsters of the 20th Century (listed in no particular order).....

Joseph Stalin
Adolf Hitler
Mao Tse Tung

......likely would have scored reasonably well on this test. During their lives, none of them drank, smoked, hoarded money, lied, engaged in deviant sex, and so forth. They were pretty straightforward men who were honest to their own set of (twisted) principles. They might have even qualified for "Purgatory."

Constrast this with the (likely scores) of the following quite diverse group of individuals.....

George Burns (entertainer) -- smoked regularly, drank heavily, used God's name in vain repeatedly, probably was a womanizer, not religious, etc.

Elton John (singer) -- need this be explained?

Aristotle (philosopher) -- free thinker, non-religious, confrontational, pro-science, likely a drinker and indulger in escapism, etc.

Ernest Hemingway (writer) -- heavy drinker, hunter, gluttenous, womaizer, poor father, commited suicide.

etc.

etc.

So, Burns, John, Aristotle, and Hemingway all burn low on the scale, while the "good guys" like Stalin, Hitler and Mao -- individuals who were personally responsible for MILLIONS of deaths and immeasureable human misery -- all score near the top.

Utterly a ridiculous piece of trash with absolutely no credibilty.

-- Nolan Dalla (Level 3)
 
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Blazer

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Nolan Dalla said:
To show how ludicrious this so-called "test" is -- consider the fact that the three worst human monsters of the 20th Century (listed in no particular order).....


Utterly a ridiculous piece of trash with absolutely no credibilty.

-- Nolan Dalla (Level 3)


Really Nolan your f_cking kidding me. An Internet site can't really tell me what level of hell I am to spend my eternal damnation? I thought it was real. You have shown me the light.

Please please shed more light on our sad lives and how dumb we are.

Dude take out whatever you have stuck up your ass. Calm down. Pet a puppy. Smell some flowers. Whatever it takes dude. Stop being so analytically anal.
 
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