Dante's Inferno Test

[buddy]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

According to Dante, there are several levels of infernal damnation. Where lies your fate? Take the test and find out!

I'm going to heaven.

Good luck!

 

[Cie]

I'm going to heaven.

Good luck!

I didn't know they accepted gamblers in heaven:SIB

 

[smurphy]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

...So I'm pretty good except for the lusting part.

 

[ImFeklhr]

This was actually one of the more entertaining of all the online tests I've taken.

Favorite questions:
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?
A pimp is a good thing to be. (T/F)
:mj07: :mj07:

Results:

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

:scared :scared :scared :sadwave:

 

[godsfavoritedog]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



5th layer? :scared

I'm surprised it wasn't much worse.

 

[smurphy]

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions.

Geeeez, I know O'Reilly hates the place, but San Francisco isn't THAT bad.

 

[smurphy]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



5th layer? :scared

I'm surprised it wasn't much worse.

:rant2: Wrathful and gloomy. :s4:

way better to be lustful

 

[ImFeklhr]

Geeeez, I know O'Reilly hates the place, but San Francisco isn't THAT bad.

Thank god there wasn't a question asking me if I dressed up for the Folsom St. Fair two weeks ago. :scared :scared

My other rankings didn't fare well either. :nono:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

 

[smurphy]

Something isn't right - I scored pretty well but ended up in the 2nd Level of Hell with the likes of Imfeklhr - who scored way worse He's even violent and fraudulent!. I deserve a better place in hell than him, damnit!

Buddy, can you talk to the big guy and maybe bump me up to the 1st level? I'll give up *some* porn if I can get out of this second level bullshit.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Geeeez, I know O'Reilly hates the place, but San Francisco isn't THAT bad.

Would depend
-- if your a child or in the military
--or were into leather and body piercing
--or whether you had had Christmas tree or whips stored in the attic

But then again sometimes you get what you wish for--

Case in point I'll bet ImFeklhr isn't too happy about transformation of GoldenState Park--now renamed Needle Park. People won't walk their animals there now for fear of stepping in needles.
Maybe they can have the boyscouts clean it up

--and what about the homeless--the ole mayor singing diff tune now--seems people are getting tired of them shitting on their doorsteps

Nothing does the heart better than seeing folks now having to live with their convictions:00hour

 

[smurphy]

Would depend
-- if your a child or in the military
--or were into leather and body piercing
--or whether you had had Christmas tree or whips stored in the attic

But then again sometimes you get what you wish for--

Case in point I'll bet ImFeklhr isn't too happy about transformation of GoldenState Park--now renamed Needle Park. People won't walk their animals there now for fear of stepping in needles.
Maybe they can have the boyscouts clean it up

--and what about the homeless--the ole mayor singing diff tune now--seems people are getting tired of them shitting on their doorsteps

Nothing does the heart better than seeing folks now having to live with their convictions:00hour

:director:

 

[Agent 0659]

I'm glad Smurph and Imfehkr will be in here with me at least! Maybe we can get down on a few games or something?:shrug:


Second Level of Hell:scared

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

 

[ImFeklhr]

whether you had had Christmas tree or whips stored in the attic

Why can't it be both? :shrug: :shrug:

Well I've never seen an attic in San Francisco... addict maybe, but that's another story.....


The homeless issue is a tricky one. No doubt about it. It is probably the most discussed issue in local politics. Since I was a pup.

The mayor ran the first time around with 'new' ideas on easing the homeless problem. He is a liberal democrat (remember the gay marriages), but faces a constant challenge from the further left... so called "progressives" (a tent that includes disillusioned democrats, greens, socialists and the like). They have a strong sway over the city council. So you combine that with the big business faction. The tech faction. The gay faction. It gets complicated.

The really interesting thing about San Francisco politics is that so many of the loudest and angriest progressives are basically transplants from middle america, who were shunned in their youth for their extreme politics, so they come here because they find a stage for their views.

People actually FROM California always seem to have a much stronger base in reality and common sense. Go figure.

 

[Happy Hippo]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!


Looks like I'm all alone in Limbo. I like the limbo :shrug:

I'm really not too worried about it. I pretty much know I'm going to be reincarnated as an animal...hopefully a hippo :00hour

 

[Agent 0659]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!


Looks like I'm all alone in Limbo. I like the limbo :shrug:

I'm really not too worried about it. I pretty much know I'm going to be reincarnated as an animal...hopefully a hippo :00hour

Did someone say LIMBO? :00hour :00hour :00hour

Looks fun to me!

 

[Happy Hippo]

Did someone say LIMBO? :00hour :00hour :00hour

:nono: :nono:

Exactly why you are a second-level dweller. Wouldn't be surprised if this one knocks you down to the third level...

good luck

 

[smurphy]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Lucky!!:00x30

 

[smurphy]

:hitit:

...this damn lust is costing me bigtime.:nono:

 

[Agent 0659]

:hitit:

...this damn lust is costing me bigtime.:nono:

Cmon down to level 3, it ain't so bad...

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

What a positive experience! I wonder when the person that decided what our fates will be is going to get busted for blowing guys at local rest stop.