Dear God.....

[Nolan Dalla]

Dear God:

I know you are kinda' busy with this war thing and all, but please o' please if you have any rightousness in your heart, PLEASE LET DUKE LOST THIS GAME! I mean, this team does not deserve to win! You let Kansas jack everyone around with that awful, backsliding win. Please, if there is any justice or mercy in your heart, destroy Duke and send those fawkers packing!

Thanks God,

Take care,

Nolan

 

[Nolan Dalla]

Oh yeah, God. One more thing. I almost forgot.

How about an UNDER in that Kings-Lakers game. I mean, so long as overtime doesn't crack the number, the UNDER should get there. While I have your ear, how about also using all your wrath to get rid of that evil fellow over in Iraq.

Thanks again, God. You da' man.


Nolan

 

[Senor Capper]

Dear Nolan

Dear Nolan

I'm "on" Duke and the Over 206 in the Sac/LA affair.

Sorry.

Anything else I can help you with while your still talking nice to me ?

GOD


OT OT OT OT

 

[Senor Capper]

Nolan my Son

Nolan my Son

Strike a deal with you.
I give you the under & you root for Kings -4

:shrug:

GOD


PS I smell a COW in the room.

 

[Nolan Dalla]

God:

Who would I be to argue with the almighty?

You already showed yor divine powers today by buring a billion dollars in bankrolls. You stand aside while natural disasters, wars, and famines kill millions of your flock. You allow spiritual leaders to corrupt your good cause and evil men to commit horrendous acts in your name.

Yeah, okay. Deal. Sac-town covers plus the UNDER cashes.

Oh yeah, can you parlay that Saddam Hussein "no cover" for me while I've got your ear? Or, if not -- how about a little help in tomorrow's Xavier game?

Thanks again, God.

Nolan

 

[Senor Capper]

My Dear Nolan

My Dear Nolan

Okay so I lied.
First time for everything !!

Least you get you money back. Unless of course you got the hook I threw at you. Then by all means cash in & throw some on the plate this Sunday.

GOD (G-Money)

PS Between me & you. I'm on Xavier too.

 

[Nolan Dalla]

God:

You are so cruel sometimes. I can understand you letting floods and hurricanes kills thousands. I can understand why you sit idly while millions die in pointless wars over the centuries. I can even understand your reluctance to get incolved when evil men corrupt your name.

But why o' why God, did you allow those motherfawking, cawksucking, ass-ripping LA Lakers to give up a whopping 41 POINTS in the fourth quarter to the Kings, for a combined 72 points for both teams and totally crush my balls with the UNDER! God damn, God. You just aren't very fair sometimes.

In heaven's name,


Nolan

 

[Senor Capper]

Nolan:

Nolan:

I repeat I was on the OVER 206 & took a PUSH cause I pitied you. Now that I know you lost anyway. You owe me BIG.


Where the hell did you get your line at ?
Just so I know not to frequent that God forsaken place.

205 or 205.5 ??

GOD

Fixin to catch a cloud. :yawn: :yawn:

 

[hello there]

God:

You are so cruel sometimes. I can understand you letting floods and hurricanes kills thousands. I can understand why you sit idly while millions die in pointless wars over the centuries. I can even understand your reluctance to get incolved when evil men corrupt your name.

But why o' why God, did you allow those motherfawking, cawksucking, ass-ripping LA Lakers to give up a whopping 41 POINTS in the fourth quarter to the Kings, for a combined 72 points for both teams and totally crush my balls with the UNDER! God damn, God. You just aren't very fair sometimes.

In heaven's name,


Nolan

Maybe the priests at the Christian church put a ton of their donations on the opposite sides tonight. You'll get'um in the other games, love reading your stuff.

 

[Nolan Dalla]

Errrrrrrr, but God -- I thought you knew everything. Well, I guess you are kinda busy with 6 billion people and all, so I'll tell ya'. I actualluy got a push on the total at 206 -- but it sure felt like a loss. Was money spent until I saw the fourth quarter turn into a track meet.

Quick question for you, Heavenly Father: Are you saying Xavier minus the points tomorrow is a "lock." Please adivise Lord. I'll donate 10 percent of my win on that game to charity -- per your guidance.

Nolan (son number 3,562,877,201)

 

[Goiing Gone]

and as a passing Miracle ...Give JOCKO a FKING Mental Capacity

 

[Senor Capper]

Forgive my Son

Forgive my Son

You owe me nothing.
Be advised there are no locks in Heaven as is on earth.
But I will give you a word of advice.
Take a cab to Caesars and give the 11.5


Capper G

 

[Nolan Dalla]

GOD SAID:

You owe me nothing.
Be advised there are no locks in Heaven as is on earth.
But I will give you a word of advice.
Take a cab to Caesars and give the 11.5



REPLY:

Thank you for saving me, o' Lord. Hellaluiah!


-- Nolan

 

[hello there]

GOD SAID:

You owe me nothing.
Be advised there are no locks in Heaven as is on earth.
But I will give you a word of advice.
Take a cab to Caesars and give the 11.5



REPLY:

Thank you for saving me, o' Lord. Hellaluiah!


-- Nolan

Careful, just like the Wizard of Oz, behind the big magical wall of Ceasars, may sit God.

 

[Senor Capper]

Re: Forgive my Son

Re: Forgive my Son

But I will give you a word of advice.
Take a cab to Caesars and give the 11.5



Capper G

WINNER
GOD IS GREAT !!!

 

[Senor Capper]

Posted this last night

Posted this last night

in the NCAA Pigskins forum.

Nolan you fooled me



Senor Capper
Rock Chalk

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Henderson Nevada
Posts: 4185
My dear son
What troubles you so that you can't sleep ?
Games over for Christ sake .....Ooops

Looking out over the clouds I see a huge line & its not for Okla or 'Zona.

It's this fricken dead people who think they are worthy to play on my court for eternity.

Grr. Damn 'em. Damn 'em all the hell.

Anyway best to you & I.

The Almighty

Got 12 hours of work to do & heading out now.


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Rock Chalk JAYHAWK

Last edited by Senor Capper on 03-21-2003 at 05:44 AM

 

[Senor Capper]

Oh

Oh

& while I'm here. I gave you my email addy.
Just beefing up your address book :shrug:

g/l Saturday