Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

[Blitz]

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't
need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends".

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)
out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less
tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would
not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks
at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real
truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY, A U.S. Citizen

P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail

 

[AR182]

I received the same e-mail a few days ago. There must be a 6 degrees of separation.

 

[acehistr8]

I happen to be a Republican who longs for the days of fiscal responsibility in this country so I think its only fair at the same time to thank him for the years of a large budget SURPLUS (note to George Bush, a SURPLUS is when you spend LESS than you have in the budget to spend, not MORE) and the tens of millions of new jobs created during his administration. I am sure we could also write a pretty good one for Bush as well.

 

[theGibber1]

jack i changed my mind...........


this gets my vote for best post of 2002

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

This good economy/bad economy has always confused me. What did Billy do to create the tech aka dot/com surge where most of these jobs were created.--and if he is responsible for creating it would he not also be responsible for outcome of aftermath that it was in actuallity a hype? Is he responsible for the lost jobs,pensions ect or does that fall on next poor soul who has to deal with repercussions from the aftermath.

I don't see really how he would be responsible for either,the good or bad. He just happened to be in office in the tech revolution era and got out on its collapse. I think that call that fate!

 

[Chanman]

Give that man a Cigar

 

[ssiproop]

.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

You forgot a few:

15. Thank you for exposing a new class of Americans who can't let go of the past, see the world as if watching reruns of Ozzie and Harriet, and who love to blame you for all of Americas ills such as 9-11.

16. Thank you for helping to create that same group of Americans who can turn a blind eye to the crimes of their heros', buying election after election, proposing and enacting legislation which favors their political friends at the expense of the country.

17. Thank you for that same group of misguided people who twist and turn your errors into national crisis while seemingly ignoring that fact that the leader of their cause, Ronnie Raygun, lied, let me make sure that you understand that, LIED, under oath during his deposition on the Iran-Contra affair.

18. Thank you for allowing this new group of Americans to take complete power in this country insuring our role as world bully, of course in the name of Jesus, which will inevitably lead us into war based upon created allegations of weapons in another country which allegations smell of rationalization giving this administration an excuse to protect some economic interests of this administrations buddies in the middle east.

19. On behalf of the many innocent Iraqi children who are about to be killed because of these unsupported allegations, we thank you President Clinton for creating such a conservative, right-wing political atmosphere in this country wherein you remain, nearly three years after leaving office, the rally cry for this generation of Hitler youth who see the world as black and white, us v. them.

Blitz, you and your kind, live in a relatively new country, the USCA (United States of Corporate America). I am fighting to keep it the United States of America, where rights of individuals are primary, we do not become the worlds police man, and elections are determined by an educated, aware, electorate.

Blitz you know, I think we have two things in common. Yes, we do. 1) our feet our on the same planet, and 2) we both believe this country is in the shitter. You think its, among other things, a gradual demoralization due to Clinton, I think its a gradual loss of individual freedoms due to the conservative element in this country. In reality, its probably somewhere in the middle.

If you and your ilk want to, ad nauseum, over and over again, blame Clinton for all the ills of this country and continue to remain hung up on a bj he got from a fat jewish girl, fine. I don't recall alot of people on my side of the fence bringing up Georgie and Dickie's partying, cocaine and alcohol problems. Tell me the truth, wouldn't you really like to go out with Jenna. Do you think she's a one dater, two dater or three dater after you get her juiced up?

Eddie

 

[yyz]

All of them are liars, and thieves, so who really gives a fat fuhk?

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Question Eddie? Since the demographics of elections clearly show where all these left wing groupies abound.Out of the big 3 catagories that makes up over 70 % of their vote which area do you claim.Lets see You don't live in Frisco or DC,hmmm I don't think your a woman and Jessie never watched "the Beaver" not on TV anyway:lol: Sorry couldn't help it.
---So you must be one other 30 % of which half make their living building sandcastles in the sky and then trying to charge the uneducated and dreamers rent on em.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

y:

Finally, you and I have some agreement. In order to get to be the leader of either the democratic or , yes my republican stalwart friends, even the republican party, you have to be bought and sold so many times, beholden to so many political friends, cronies and interests that you become this country's problem.

I'm not denying, Clinton played that game. However, these republican putz's who only see what they want to see and continue to blame Clinton, blow me away. Boys, Bush and Cheney are in the same boat as your anti-Christ, Bill Clinton.

To reverse the downward spiral of this country starts with campaign finance reform. Bush's corporate contributors and Clintons Chinese friends have to become a thing of the past. Thats why the anti-Christ is really Mitch McConnell. Sorry 65 had to kick that dead dog.

Ed

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Dogs:

Initially, I'm not a left wing groupie.

Cincinnati, Ohio is hardly the hotbed of anything other than conservative politics. Speaking of demographics, Bowling Green, Kentucky. Your comments seem to fit the bill of bible belt world. Why am I not surprised.

Its Sunday morning, shouldn't you be dancin around with some snakes in a one floor white church up the road a piece?

Ed

 

[dr. freeze]

This good economy/bad economy has always confused me. What did Billy do to create the tech aka dot/com surge where most of these jobs were created.--and if he is responsible for creating it would he not also be responsible for outcome of aftermath that it was in actuallity a hype? Is he responsible for the lost jobs,pensions ect or does that fall on next poor soul who has to deal with repercussions from the aftermath.

I don't see really how he would be responsible for either,the good or bad. He just happened to be in office in the tech revolution era and got out on its collapse. I think that call that fate!

he taught us how its okay to lie.....corporate earnings from Enron, WorldCom, etc. followed his lead.......thus the economy was inflated......hence when these crooks got caught -- and unfortunately, our justice system and media now do not convict and expose those who lie -- they get their hands slapped.....just like slick Willy.....

 

[djv]

Some what like the Savings & Loan scadal back when RR was are leader. It's fun to watch these threads as the back and fouth goes on. Just shows how just about anyone can be right if you play the part you wish. And it always brings out just how both parties are just the same. Both have there losers. As for why every thing ran well under Clinton? Don't know just know it did. And who ever is in office as Harry said, buck stops here. So who ever gets to claim the good and the bad. You just don't get to take honers for the good. Im not sure what Bush wants to do for us. All that comes out of his mouth at this time is Iraq. I think he realy believes that Iraq will attack tomorrow. This could be coming from hanging around our very old in his ideas VP. Now you talk about the perfect VP. A perfect VP is one that does nothing. We got one. So at least Bush did that right. Now lets see if anyone has any ideas about some jobs and getting health care under controll and on, and on. Bombing Iraq wont help either. And anyone who thinks it's not about OIL. Think again. You see we dont bother N Korea with such talk. That's cause they have no oil. Oh and the next tax break. Lets get it in to the middle classes hands. We will at least do something with it.

 

[SixFive]

Eddie, if you aren't left wing, what are you? If u hold all the ideals of liberalism, why are u ashamed to admit that u are left wing? Again, if u say u are a Libertarian, let me be the first to LMAO@U :lol: About the dead horse, McConnell, we bible belt rednecks are happy we have him representing us instead of a crooked gas baroness like Lois Weinberg.

 

[slim pickins]

All of them are liars, and thieves, so who really gives a fat fuhk?

yyz, gets to the point once again.


(to clarify, this is not a slam on yyz... i feel his point is firm and direct)

 

[gecko]

Right on. There's enough muck on BOTH sides of the aisle. Republicans just do a better job of covering it up.

Hey Eddie, at least Mitch McConnell is married to Elaine Chao! Yowsahs!!!

 

[Stuman]

Here we go again with another Eddie Haskel vs. the world thread. These are the best! Lets see how many insults we can throw.

World - 0
EH - 1 (Snakes in church)

BTW Eddie, You act like BG is such a southern hick part of the country and you know quite well that it is only a 2 hour drive south of your beloved Cincy. Must be some mighty cold winters up there in the north huh? So did you shovel your way out of the house last week too? :lol:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Stu:

I don't consider this Eddie v. world (although I think if that were the case I would be favored by 3 1/2), I'm merely responding with my opinion. So happens, my opinions nowadays are generally the minority opinions. I can live with that.

All you conservatives out there have it your way now.... ya gats da republican president, senate, house and judiciary. It's your show now. Nobody to stop y'all. From my enlightened viewpoint, I'm dying to hear all the future rationalizations and justifications for the greed, favoritism and outright crimes this administration will commit.

By the way Stu my boy, I'm the last guy thats gonna defend the hole in the ground where I find fate has stuck me. My out-of-town friends refer to this place as Cincitucky. For those of you intellectually challenged (the majority on this board), that is not a compliment to the commonwealth.

The only town more backward and full of billies than Cincinnati that I am aware of is Bowling Green, Kentucky. By the way, you must drive really fast if you can make this trip in 2 hours. How much horsepower do you have in that F-150?

Gecko, I agree. The moral majority republicans have big bucks behind them and can cover up there indiscretions better than the democrats who have to go foreign (Chinese) for there bucks. I haven't seen McConnell wife but, from what I understand, it has to be a sham marriage as he prefers the high hard one.

65, I prefer not to use labels as they do not apply to me. However, the rest of you pick-up drivin, gun-totin, church-goin, republican-votin, country music listenin, Clinton bashin, flag wavin, shoeless, toothless, white McConnell lovin, war mongerin, self-centered hill billy scum suckers are easily subject to classification and pidgeon holing.

I am somewhat idealistic but realize that practicality rules. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try to make things better. 65 your comment that I am ashamed to admit I'm liberal is expected from moral majority types like yourself. Would it surprise you that I am pro-life?

Well I am. That belief is based on my belief that there is no god. As that great philospher, George Carlin, once said, paraphrasing the Catholic Baltimore Catechism...." God was created in the image and likeness of man." I've learned that that is true over the years.

I figure life is all we got so I'm against taking it on both the front end (abortion) and on the back end (capital punishment). Your suport of McConnell is also expected from someone with a resume like yours. It'll be interesting though how you will disappear, as if you were a spineless crustation, from political comment on these boards as your scumbag republicans hero's expose there true criminal selves.

Remember clowns, the title of this thread. Please please please, get over it, Clintons gone, you got control now lets sit back and watch you bomb the shit of civilians in Iraq. Come on you flag wavin pukes, get that big ole box of popcorn, pop open a brewski, pull up a "char" and watch President Cheney star in his own version of "Wild On Baghdad, version two".

Comparing the president and vice-president, no question about it... I love bush alot more than dick.

Eddie

 

[SixFive]

65, I prefer not to use labels as they do not apply to me. 65 your comment that I am ashamed to admit I'm liberal is expected from moral majority types like yourself. Would it surprise you that I am pro-life?

Well I am. That belief is based on my belief that there is no god.


Comparing the president and vice-president, no question about it... I love bush alot more than dick.

Eddie

Why are u ashamed to admit u are left wing, Eddie? U should be proud of it. I respect people who admit who they are whether I agree with them or not. If you are conservative or liberal so be it. I can't stand fence riders, and u seem to be one of those.

It does not suprise me that u are pro-life, nor does it suprise me that u are atheist from previous comments.

:lol2 at the bush/dick joke, hadn't heard that before, and thought it was great!