Death and the hereafter

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A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing...I know my Master is there and that is enough."
 

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"Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear."
 
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Voice from the past
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But I'll give ya a short bit of a True Vegas Story column I did.....

I was at a football party held in a Vegas book. At the table next to mine was a bunch of tourists from Philadelphia. They left before we did. As I got up out of my chair I couldn't help notice a napkin with writing on it that they left on their table.
It said, simply:

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I wrote on it "this is why sportsbooks are in business" and gave it to the book manager.
He hung it on their wall.
Some people look at it and crack up,
some just look at with the "RCA dog looking into the gramaphone for his masters voice" look.........Sonny Palermo

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