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1. DOOHICKEY (due-hic-key):
A. Female......Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel): adj.
A. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
B. Male..........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon): n.
A. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
B. Male..........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment): n.
A. Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male..........Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment): n.
A. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens): n.
A. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression &
male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv): n.
A. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
B. Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up naked.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl): n.
A. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
B. Male..........A device for scanning through all 175 channels
every 5 minutes.
 
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