To hell with the 15th century, as far as I'm concerned the Renaissance started in 1982...
Michael Knight: KITT?
KITT: Yes, Michael?
Michael Knight: Shut Up!
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KARR: Are you awake?
Tony: We're movin'. We're movin'. Movin'.
[pants]
Tony: Huh? It wasn't a dream!
The Rev: You're here. I'm here. It's here.
[Tony and Rev step out of KARR.]
Tony: Wait a minute. Wait-wait a minute. Where are we?
KARR: This is where your companion told me to stop last night.
The Rev: I did?
KARR: Actually, most of what you said was incoherent. I did, however, distinctly hear the word "stop."
The Rev: You're just a car, ain't ya?
KARR: Not just a car. I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.
The Rev: I mean, you're a regular - real thing. Not just something out of a nightmare, like you looked last night.
KARR: Nothing has changed since last night.
Tony: Oh, yeah. That's easy for you to say. Wh-Where did you come from, anyway? And how did you get in that building?
KARR: That edifice was the laboratory... where I was first activated... and where I was also... deactivated.
The Rev: Deactivated? You mean somebody turned you off?
KARR: My creator, Wilton Knight. He brought me into the world and then turned on me.
Tony: Aww. Take it easy. Take it easy. My old man - same way.
The Rev: Yeah. You can't count on nobody 'cept me and Tony.
KARR: Interesting. I will enter that information in my databanks. I am indebted to both of you. You have reactivated me. How may I serve you?
Tony: [burps] Serve us? What do you mean, serve us?
KARR: I have checked my data on basic human desires. Therefore, I understand your needs.
Tony: Come on
KARR: You wish to eat?
Tony: Well, yeah.
KARR: You wish to drink?
The Rev: Yeah.
KARR: You wish to reproduce?
Tony: Yeah.
KARR: Which one first?
The Rev: How about a couple - couple of eggs, sunny side up?
KARR: I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken.
Tony: Ah, what are you? A comedian?
KARR: I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.
The Rev: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's comin' back to me. Last night, there was a guy, and another car just like you, huh?
KARR: You are mistaken.
[engages Auto Cruise]
KARR: I am one of a kind.
Tony: No, no, no. Rev's right. I saw it, too.
KARR: [revs engine] I am the prototype of the car of the future! What you saw was merely an inferior production line model; a pale copy of the original.
Tony: Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[pats KARR]
Tony: You must be right, KARR.
[looks at Rev]
Tony: This guy's got a touchy motor.
KARR: Very well. Now, may I take you somewhere for food?
The Rev: Well, yeah. Sure. Why not?
[Tony and Rev get in KARR]
KARR: Do you wish to drive, or shall I?
Tony: Go ahead.
