does anyone feel like backhanding the wife today
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RAYMOND
If you want to slap somebody, find George W
hug him, step back and then bitch slap him
so his head spins around.
just saying
If you want to slap somebody, find George W
hug him, step back and then bitch slap him
so his head spins around.
just saying
How many times do you have to tell a woman with two black eyes to get you a beer?
Uh.........You already asked her twice!
Uh.........You already asked her twice!
Why do you never have to buy your wife a watch?
-'cause there's a clock on the stove!!
Why are women's feet shorter than men's?
-so they can get closer to the kitchen sink!!
Why do most husbands die before their wife?
-because they want to!!
:0corn :canada1
-'cause there's a clock on the stove!!
Why are women's feet shorter than men's?
-so they can get closer to the kitchen sink!!
Why do most husbands die before their wife?
-because they want to!!
:0corn :canada1
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA.........ZING
:mj07:
The back of my hand.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA.........ZING
:mj07:
I know several women, in town, that have taken kick-boxing.
Perhaps more should be taking it up.
Perhaps more should be taking it up.
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
A woman about four foot high, with a flat head, so you can set your beer on it.
Also, I was thinking:
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
Eddie
A woman about four foot high, with a flat head, so you can set your beer on it.
Also, I was thinking:
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
Eddie
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