Does anyone here....

buddy

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Buddy, have a few carrot sticks, it'll take the edge off.


A rabbit went to a general store in the countryside: "Do you have any carrots?"

The clerk replied: "Sorry, don't have any"

So the rabbit went away. He came back the next morning, and again asked: "do you have any carrots?"

And the clerk replied again: "Sorry, don't have any"

This happened every morning for about a week.

Then one morning, the clerk was getting a bit annoyed with the rabbit coming over every morning, so he said to the rabbit: "Now look, we don't sell any carrots here, you ask for carrots one more time, I'll nail you to the wall from your ears!"

The rabbit stood still for a while, and went away.
The next morning the rabbit came to the store again, and asked: "Do you have any nails?"

The clerk was a bit confused, but replied: "No, I just run out of nails, sorry little fella."

The rabbit: "Well do you have any carrots, then?"
 

vinnie

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Here
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marine

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I still do.

polish and buff every day when i put them on.

spitshine if i am going to be wearing them more than 3 days in a row.

weird habit that I just can't break. Even working from home in shorts and a t-shirt, i'll bust the shoes out once in awhile and give them a shine.
 

gardenweasel

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o.t....

spock,kirk,mccoy,sulu and ensign leibowitz beam down to a hostile planet.....

guess who dies?........

/o.k....i`m drunk....going to bed....:bed:
 
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