Does anyone know?????

[Keyser Soze]

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you Know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

 

[SixFive]

funny, but a made up joke.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each
week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife
thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,
Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if
he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob.
"He's on my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like
his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is
becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did
she know that you drink Budweiser?"



"I recognize her, she's the waitress fro m the golf
club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine,
honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him
and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big
boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting
into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but
his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him
at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter
word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,"Geez Bob, you picked
up a real bitch this time."