I have been laid up in bed
(2 biopsys, 1 staph infection 1 bad case of shingles 8 1/2 inch deep hole in my side with no stiches bleeding out all day and night)
BUT none of this is as painful as watching this show
I couldnt move to find the remote and my wife put this show on cause she thought I could "relax" with sports on
She came back 3 hours later and I was in tears from having to listen to these (are they lovers?? seriously) guys.. Just painful..
Another Hokie story...
I was brought in to the ER for stomach/ anus pains after one of my biopsys. Once I was given morphine and dilapin the doctor and 2 orderlys came in (at least I think they were orderlys..)
Keep in mind I was highly drugged but these 2 orderlys ripped my pants and boxers off and flipped me on my stomach These guys held down my legs while Doc pulled on some gloves.. In the next 5 or so minutes (and I could of sworn I heard a zipper go down) the doc probed my ass like there was a quiz on it later.. Oh my god.. I was bucking like my wife if I told her I thought her sister had nicer tits .. I am almost convinced the doctor was trying to set some sort of distance record (I am the first doctor to reach the small intestine with my pinkie....)
Not sure why I am relaying this story but I am finally out of bed after a month and thought you guys might get a kick out of it..
Again, thank you all for your prayers and well wishes.. I truely think it made a difference..
Thanks guys....(and gals)
Hokie Fan
(2 biopsys, 1 staph infection 1 bad case of shingles 8 1/2 inch deep hole in my side with no stiches bleeding out all day and night)
BUT none of this is as painful as watching this show
I couldnt move to find the remote and my wife put this show on cause she thought I could "relax" with sports on
She came back 3 hours later and I was in tears from having to listen to these (are they lovers?? seriously) guys.. Just painful..
Another Hokie story...
I was brought in to the ER for stomach/ anus pains after one of my biopsys. Once I was given morphine and dilapin the doctor and 2 orderlys came in (at least I think they were orderlys..)
Keep in mind I was highly drugged but these 2 orderlys ripped my pants and boxers off and flipped me on my stomach These guys held down my legs while Doc pulled on some gloves.. In the next 5 or so minutes (and I could of sworn I heard a zipper go down) the doc probed my ass like there was a quiz on it later.. Oh my god.. I was bucking like my wife if I told her I thought her sister had nicer tits .. I am almost convinced the doctor was trying to set some sort of distance record (I am the first doctor to reach the small intestine with my pinkie....)
Not sure why I am relaying this story but I am finally out of bed after a month and thought you guys might get a kick out of it..
Again, thank you all for your prayers and well wishes.. I truely think it made a difference..
Thanks guys....(and gals)
Hokie Fan

