Found at another site. Guy calls himself Merino. Sounds a lot like our friend Beantownjim. :142smilie
GEE I LOST MY CAR........THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO THE CASINO IN HENDERSON.........WHEN I LEFT THERE WAS THIS GIRL SITTING AT THE BUS STOP........I WAS AT THE THE RED LIGHT SHE LOOKED SO CUTE I SAID YOU NEED ARIDE SHE SAID SURE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS FOR OVER 40 MINUTES,,,,,SO SHE GOT IN WHAT A CUTIE.........SO I SAID YOU THRISTY IT WAS HOT,,,SHE SAID SURE I SAID HOW ABOUT A ICE TEA,,,SHE SAID THAT WOULD BE GREAT.....SO I STOPED AT A AM PM..........GOT OFF SHE SAID I WILL JUST STAY IN THE CAR I SAID OK....AND LEFT THE CAR ON SO SHE COULD HAVE AIR COND...WHILE I WAS IN THE STORE..........WELL YOU GUESSED IT GONE IN 60 SECONDS.........NOW HERE IS THE BAD PART...NOW I HAVE TO CALL MY WIFE AND EXPLAIN WHY THE BEEMER IS STOLEN........NOT GOOD SHE HAS NOT TALKED TO ME IN 3 DAYS.........THE CAR HAD ATRACKING DEVICE IT WAS FOUND DOWTOWN LAS VEGAS......NO BUMPS OR SCRATHES OR DENTS SHE SMOKED IN IT I CAN SMELL IT .
GEE I LOST MY CAR........THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO THE CASINO IN HENDERSON.........WHEN I LEFT THERE WAS THIS GIRL SITTING AT THE BUS STOP........I WAS AT THE THE RED LIGHT SHE LOOKED SO CUTE I SAID YOU NEED ARIDE SHE SAID SURE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS FOR OVER 40 MINUTES,,,,,SO SHE GOT IN WHAT A CUTIE.........SO I SAID YOU THRISTY IT WAS HOT,,,SHE SAID SURE I SAID HOW ABOUT A ICE TEA,,,SHE SAID THAT WOULD BE GREAT.....SO I STOPED AT A AM PM..........GOT OFF SHE SAID I WILL JUST STAY IN THE CAR I SAID OK....AND LEFT THE CAR ON SO SHE COULD HAVE AIR COND...WHILE I WAS IN THE STORE..........WELL YOU GUESSED IT GONE IN 60 SECONDS.........NOW HERE IS THE BAD PART...NOW I HAVE TO CALL MY WIFE AND EXPLAIN WHY THE BEEMER IS STOLEN........NOT GOOD SHE HAS NOT TALKED TO ME IN 3 DAYS.........THE CAR HAD ATRACKING DEVICE IT WAS FOUND DOWTOWN LAS VEGAS......NO BUMPS OR SCRATHES OR DENTS SHE SMOKED IN IT I CAN SMELL IT .
