Amazing how this guy only got 30 days in jail. I know he paid out the ass in a settlement... but if it was me or you we would still be making sure not to bend over to pick up the soap.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-stallworthsuspended&prov=ap&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-stallworthsuspended&prov=ap&type=lgns
