Dr Bob??????

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On the course!
(Sung to the tune, Bad Case of Lovin' You)



A hot betting night, I'm on the net
I've got to find my selections yet
I need you, to soothe my head
I'm so blue, get me outta the red!

Doctor Bob, where are your picks?
Can't get 'em from these MadJack pricks!
No other shill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of oh, for six

Jack closed the service forum, he got no heart
Now, I hope the place falls apart
You think you're cute? I keep askin' why?
This ain't no way to do business, guy!

Doctor Bob, where are your picks?
Can't get 'em from these MadJack pricks!
No other shill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of oh, for six

This play you like it? You like it a lot?
But now it's losing, is it gonna stop?

Your "lock" had me down, 21 to zip
Bet so much, wanta bust your lip
God I'm pissed, that for should
Your plays were bad, I mean this shit ain't good

Doctor Bob, I'm down to one shoe
That's why I'm leavin' you
Phil Steele's gonna cure my ill
I got a hunch
He's reeeeeealy due!
 

vinnie

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Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"
 

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