(Sung to the tune, Bad Case of Lovin' You)
A hot betting night, I'm on the net
I've got to find my selections yet
I need you, to soothe my head
I'm so blue, get me outta the red!
Doctor Bob, where are your picks?
Can't get 'em from these MadJack pricks!
No other shill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of oh, for six
Jack closed the service forum, he got no heart
Now, I hope the place falls apart
You think you're cute? I keep askin' why?
This ain't no way to do business, guy!
Doctor Bob, where are your picks?
Can't get 'em from these MadJack pricks!
No other shill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of oh, for six
This play you like it? You like it a lot?
But now it's losing, is it gonna stop?
Your "lock" had me down, 21 to zip
Bet so much, wanta bust your lip
God I'm pissed, that for should
Your plays were bad, I mean this shit ain't good
Doctor Bob, I'm down to one shoe
That's why I'm leavin' you
Phil Steele's gonna cure my ill
I got a hunch
He's reeeeeealy due!
A hot betting night, I'm on the net
I've got to find my selections yet
I need you, to soothe my head
I'm so blue, get me outta the red!
Doctor Bob, where are your picks?
Can't get 'em from these MadJack pricks!
No other shill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of oh, for six
Jack closed the service forum, he got no heart
Now, I hope the place falls apart
You think you're cute? I keep askin' why?
This ain't no way to do business, guy!
Doctor Bob, where are your picks?
Can't get 'em from these MadJack pricks!
No other shill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of oh, for six
This play you like it? You like it a lot?
But now it's losing, is it gonna stop?
Your "lock" had me down, 21 to zip
Bet so much, wanta bust your lip
God I'm pissed, that for should
Your plays were bad, I mean this shit ain't good
Doctor Bob, I'm down to one shoe
That's why I'm leavin' you
Phil Steele's gonna cure my ill
I got a hunch
He's reeeeeealy due!

