East coast blizzard....

BADTODABONE

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an e-mail I received today....

>EAST COAST BLIZZARD - NEWS BULLETIN
>
>
>Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard - Minorities Hit Hardest
>
>As President Bush and his staff sit comfortably in the White House,
the
>snow
>continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims in
the
>*.C. area who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in
Florida.
>Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, gold jewelry, plasma
TVs,
>Colt 45
>and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major
snowstorm
>lay in stores undelivered.
>
>"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out
to
>buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one *.C. resident from his living
>room.
>"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on
me?"
>
>The American people will demand to know why FEMA has been so late in
>reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed
to
>have
>
>crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just
shows
>that Bush
>and the Republicans don't care about the people in the northeast. The
>Senate
>needs to investigate this with administration personnel under oath.
>
>This just in....
>More breaking news...Jesse Jackson wants an investigation as to why
snow is
>ALWAYS white.
 

ctownguy

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BADTODABONE said:
an e-mail I received today....

>EAST COAST BLIZZARD - NEWS BULLETIN
>
>
>Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard - Minorities Hit Hardest
>
>As President Bush and his staff sit comfortably in the White House,
the
>snow
>continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims in
the
>*.C. area who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in
Florida.
>Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, gold jewelry, plasma
TVs,
>Colt 45
>and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major
snowstorm
>lay in stores undelivered.
>
>"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out
to
>buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one *.C. resident from his living
>room.
>"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on
me?"
>
>The American people will demand to know why FEMA has been so late in
>reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed
to
>have
>
>crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just
shows
>that Bush
>and the Republicans don't care about the people in the northeast. The
>Senate
>needs to investigate this with administration personnel under oath.
>
>This just in....
>More breaking news...Jesse Jackson wants an investigation as to why
snow is
>ALWAYS white.

Quick, you better let all the left loonies know this is a joke or we will have 30 posts on more Bush hating shittt.
 
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