A while back someone posted a Brent Musberger college football drinking game. It was hilarious. Well, watching these clowns and their shtick, I think they are deserving of a drinking game too. Just coming up with the rules in my head...
* Any time Theisman disagrees with Paul Maguire, drink.
* Every time Theisman interupts Paul Maguire, drink twice.
* Any time Maguire insults Theisman, whether Theisman recognizes he's being dissed or not, drink.
* Any time Mike Patrick refers to anybody as a "nice man", drink. Also, any time Patrick uses any of the following adjectives to describe someone, drink: "personable", "likeable", "intelligent", "thoughtful", "brilliant". Drink once for any and every adjective used (even if not included in this list) after any of the above words is used.
* Any time Patrick uses an excessive adjective preceeded by the word "just" or "simply", drink. IE. "That was just phenomenal", "This is just extraordinary", "He is simply incredible" etc.
* Any time Patrick refers to the city they are in as "beautiful", or anything in the city as "extraordinary", or uses the phrase "on the shores of" or "on the banks of", drink.
* Any time Patrick's voice goes up an octave describing a play, drink.
* Any time any of the crew refers to anyone in the game as "the best in the game at _______", drink. "He's got the best hands in the game" etc.
* The key player: Every game there is one player the crew goes apeshit over. IE. If Ray Lewis is in the game, they will refer to him over and over and over and over and over again, even when the offence is on the field. Every time they say this player's name, drink.
* Any time they bring the chains out and Maguire makes a prediction on whether it will be a first down or not, drink. If his prediction is wrong, drink three times.
* Any time the crew disagrees with a call by the officials, drink.
* Any time Maguire says "Well WHAT??" to Theisman interupting him, drink.
* Any time Theisman talks for more than 15 consecutive seconds, drink, and keep chugging until he finally shuts up (if your drink lasts that long).
* Any time Theisman lectures someone in the game on their stupidity, drink.
* Any time Theisman or Maguire claim they "knew that was coming", drink.
* Every time they throw to Chris Berman for one of those "up to the minute" updates for a game that ended six hours ago, drink.
Additions & modifications welcome....
* Any time Theisman disagrees with Paul Maguire, drink.
* Every time Theisman interupts Paul Maguire, drink twice.
* Any time Maguire insults Theisman, whether Theisman recognizes he's being dissed or not, drink.
* Any time Mike Patrick refers to anybody as a "nice man", drink. Also, any time Patrick uses any of the following adjectives to describe someone, drink: "personable", "likeable", "intelligent", "thoughtful", "brilliant". Drink once for any and every adjective used (even if not included in this list) after any of the above words is used.
* Any time Patrick uses an excessive adjective preceeded by the word "just" or "simply", drink. IE. "That was just phenomenal", "This is just extraordinary", "He is simply incredible" etc.
* Any time Patrick refers to the city they are in as "beautiful", or anything in the city as "extraordinary", or uses the phrase "on the shores of" or "on the banks of", drink.
* Any time Patrick's voice goes up an octave describing a play, drink.
* Any time any of the crew refers to anyone in the game as "the best in the game at _______", drink. "He's got the best hands in the game" etc.
* The key player: Every game there is one player the crew goes apeshit over. IE. If Ray Lewis is in the game, they will refer to him over and over and over and over and over again, even when the offence is on the field. Every time they say this player's name, drink.
* Any time they bring the chains out and Maguire makes a prediction on whether it will be a first down or not, drink. If his prediction is wrong, drink three times.
* Any time the crew disagrees with a call by the officials, drink.
* Any time Maguire says "Well WHAT??" to Theisman interupting him, drink.
* Any time Theisman talks for more than 15 consecutive seconds, drink, and keep chugging until he finally shuts up (if your drink lasts that long).
* Any time Theisman lectures someone in the game on their stupidity, drink.
* Any time Theisman or Maguire claim they "knew that was coming", drink.
* Every time they throw to Chris Berman for one of those "up to the minute" updates for a game that ended six hours ago, drink.
Additions & modifications welcome....
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