I'm sure many of you are "friends" with people on Facebook that you barely know or that you went to high school with. People who you have nothing in common with. These people post the funniest things sometimes. I invite you to throw out some of their quotes that make you laugh here in this thread.
Facebook Cracking You Up
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One of my normal friends on Facebook made a joking post about opening her presents early because of the Mayan Apocalypse. Here was a response that unfortunately was in deadly earnest:
"What a riot! People are so ignorant sometimes. All they have to do is read their Bible. I believe God has the right day planned, but we aren't going to know it. He says he will come like a thief in the night."
"What a riot! People are so ignorant sometimes. All they have to do is read their Bible. I believe God has the right day planned, but we aren't going to know it. He says he will come like a thief in the night."
Here's one by a high school classmate that I don't think I have ever actually exchanged words with:
"The movie Fireproof came on tonight, and I just finished watching it. I get sucked in every time, and I CRY every time!"
If you are unfamiliar with the movie Fireproof, it stars Kirk Cameron. Enough said.
"The movie Fireproof came on tonight, and I just finished watching it. I get sucked in every time, and I CRY every time!"
If you are unfamiliar with the movie Fireproof, it stars Kirk Cameron. Enough said.
Last night. . . from a second cousin, once removed
Watching fireproof. I could watch this movie over and over and never get tired of it.
I love all the movies made by Sherwood Baptist Church. This church not only made great movies but they "saved" my life.
Watching fireproof. I could watch this movie over and over and never get tired of it.
I love all the movies made by Sherwood Baptist Church. This church not only made great movies but they "saved" my life.
FB#1 is a blond friend of mine
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FB#1 - Eating with my family cuz it's prob the last time til my sister has her baby
FB#2 - Or until the world ends
FB#1 - True. I'm not worried about that it's already 2013 in Australia and they haven't blown up yet
FB#2 - No it's not lol it's already Friday but not January haha
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FB#1 - Eating with my family cuz it's prob the last time til my sister has her baby
FB#2 - Or until the world ends
FB#1 - True. I'm not worried about that it's already 2013 in Australia and they haven't blown up yet
FB#2 - No it's not lol it's already Friday but not January haha
I lurk on "Fakebook" using my wife's password. Its amazing how much love for God is shown on there. People actually fooling themselves. Fucking Amazing
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"I haven't threw a kitten in 23 years."
Speaking of God, I thought this was a very cleansing moment that appeared on my facebook. I didn't know what to make of it.
:shrug:
Speaking of God, I thought this was a very cleansing moment that appeared on my facebook. I didn't know what to make of it.
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