An example why alcohol and FB don't mix. I was on Fb and had an epiphany. Well there was alcohol involved anyway.
Ever see people with the very quick Facebook relationship status updates? I think it goes something like this. 'In relationship' ....You're a jerk...etc....'Siingle'. Bit later....honey lets talk about this.....no sex....somewhere neutral....let's just meet for a drink. Ok...'In relationship'. Meet and order first drink. This doesn't mean we are back together, I just agreed to talk.....'Single'. 4 drinks later....I do care bout you....ummm I do wanna to make it wurk...'In relationship'. 8 drinks later....but you lik reeeeally pisshh me off suumtimes....dont apresiate me....or unyting! Yur can be an assole!!! 'Single'. 12 drinks later....Oh jeeeez i dun feel good....m sooo lucky to ave you take me ome and tik care ov me. I luv you...burp (or puke)...'In relationship'. Morning....WTF...oh my head hurts....WTF....you said we were gonna talk...you know how easy I am when I drink and you took advantage of me. You are such a jerk! 'Single'. Sober up and repeat.
Guess who is the female and who is the male?
Ever see people with the very quick Facebook relationship status updates? I think it goes something like this. 'In relationship' ....You're a jerk...etc....'Siingle'. Bit later....honey lets talk about this.....no sex....somewhere neutral....let's just meet for a drink. Ok...'In relationship'. Meet and order first drink. This doesn't mean we are back together, I just agreed to talk.....'Single'. 4 drinks later....I do care bout you....ummm I do wanna to make it wurk...'In relationship'. 8 drinks later....but you lik reeeeally pisshh me off suumtimes....dont apresiate me....or unyting! Yur can be an assole!!! 'Single'. 12 drinks later....Oh jeeeez i dun feel good....m sooo lucky to ave you take me ome and tik care ov me. I luv you...burp (or puke)...'In relationship'. Morning....WTF...oh my head hurts....WTF....you said we were gonna talk...you know how easy I am when I drink and you took advantage of me. You are such a jerk! 'Single'. Sober up and repeat.
Guess who is the female and who is the male?
