Favorite Madjack Quotes

[Justinsmom829]

Haskell to BTJ ~ If you really do fear for your life, I'm sure the Boston police can place you in a witness protection program, change your identity, and move you to a new location (preferably without internet access).

Pee Pee ~ Now it's time for Taoist, YYZ, BobbyBlueBalls, Barfly, hooters, acehistr8, jasonsmom, helen and everybody else here who has wronged me to step forward and make amends with Double P.

Helen ~ A good friend will always bail you out of jail; But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

Chanman ~ Note to myself...Today's lesson: "Hell hath no fury as that of a Philly woman scorned."

Raymond ~ i am a greet speller

Dudley Stew to Pee Pee ~ Hey there, Hi there, Ho there...whoaaaaaa there Petey. This isn't the way to promote forum growth and to foster good kharma. It seems like you want to "rock the girls like a hurricane" when a simple request to "come sail away" would do. Put away that frown and turn it upside down!

Tbonez to Pee Pee ~ YOUR SCRENE NAME KINDA REMINDS ME OF A CHILD MOLESTER

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE Tbonez ~ YO YO YOooooooooooooo PUSSY, holla yo! move outts da way yo! BIG BALLZcoming threw YO!!!!! wanna place a wager YO! gots me a "G" YO! "uh! mame would you like to change your password again? I was thinking that YO might be more appropriate at this time" WAZ zat u said YO? Naaaaah BIGBALLZ iz cool yo! YO u ready now yo! "yes mame" gots ta take PHILLY and da under YO! gots ta take da cubbies YO atlanta + da over YO hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yup da cards too YO DATS IT FUR TODAY YO " uh mame could you please verify your password please??" YO PUSSY..................iz BIGBALLZ YO! "have a nice day.......... HOLLA

Any others?

Miss Missy

 

[TBONEZ0295]

mad jack-I'm just a little buzzed..........

fletcher- I take anger management classes , you should look into them also pee pee

they were at the top of my head........I'll be back with more busy.........

 

[Nole]

Marine: I didn't know it was gonna hurt that much!! :shrug:

nole

 

[djv]

My computer can't spell for chit. And I bought such a expesive one.

 

[Terryray]

poster "hello there" asks about finding cheap but classy hookers in vegas

and Fletcher "sex ape" replies thusly....



you better go look for crack-head joyce down on freemont,because a hooker for the middle class out here starts at 500 just to walk through door upscale tramp will run you 1500 up to 5000 and that is no shit.

try thr del mar hotel rooms by the hour sheets 10$,i am sure you can find something to fit you budget,hope you have had all your shots and great med ins.

better to buy some ultra lube pick a hand or both and close your eyes.over in a few mins and total cost about 4 bones and not having to worry for 5-10 years if something is going to turn green and fall off someday. or even worse having the tramp slide a blade between her check and gums and in the heat of you passion she slashes your throat takes you wallet ,cash c-cards and car while you bleed to death,she is out selling your shit for a couple hundred of meth. and your car is chopped and out of county in less then 8 hours,and if you lucky you are at umc with about 60 staples from ear to ear but your alive only problem no vocal cords so you have to talk with on of those star wars voice boxs. now i hope you enjoyed your trip to vegas now that you are maimed for life. vegas is a very very rough town and people fall into the trap of the glitter lights and bells.livied in atlanta,miami,pittsburgh,houston and jacksonville they hold nothing over the hard ass low lifes that are out here.

safety comes from knowlege of the streets which i really don't think you have imo.

 

[Blazer]

Originally posted by Scott-Atlanta

I don't mean to be crude about this but :

You mean to tell me that after all the mystery and studies that have been done on Stonehenge that the pillars are going to turn out to be a kunt ?......I will see if it makes SixFive and taoist laugh then I will erase it.


KOD

 

[Blazer]

Originally posted by Eddie Haskell


Tara and Mel:

I think the Labatts have finnaly caught up with this old, fat, fraud. Gonna hit the sack with the trophy. Sun is settin here in the ole breadbasket of this country. Cornfields and all.

Final admission before it sober up. The Lexus is used, certified, but used. Good night my cyber friends.

Eddie

 

[Justinsmom829]

Good one Blazer ~ I can't believe I forgot about that one. LOL

Miss Missy

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

BeantownJim:
"DR. STRANGELOVE ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER"


LMAO

:lol:

 

[Penguinfan]

Its not a quote but does anyone remember the create a caption with the horse stuffed in the car? I think it was Blazer who captioned it "Beantownjim and friend on their way to beastiality fair 03", I still think about that one.

Penguinfan

 

[Hoops]

TerryRay- That's one of my alltime favorites too. Fletch has a way with words sometimes...cracks me up.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Blazer:

I still hate you. Lets forget about the past and live in the present. One moment of weakness and its continually thrown in my face. I hate you.

One of my favorite quotes was by Penguinfan. I was giving some Bostonite crap about how that cities sports franchises suck and choke (in that order). I replied to this guys post with a comment like "... I've got one word for you....... Buckner."

Then that little western Pennsylvannia puke replies to my post with.............."Byner". A royal touche to Pengie from the city with the chicks with linebacker ankles. Still laughin at that one.

YYZ's has numerous funny shots also. Also liked six five response to one of my rants. He said something like "Eddie, I just want to hit you". Blitzie said something like that also.

By the way, I have a joke:

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.






(pause)












Thats it.

Eddie

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

more recent:

Neverteaseit to BTJ in regards the latter saying that he's in love with sadaam's daughters...

"Thats what gives you a woody? I have to say your standards are very low then. I would need some Cement mix to make me stiff. If you think they are good looking then I need you to meet my neighbor. She can eat corn through a picket fence..."

 

[Penguinfan]

One of my favorite quotes was by Penguinfan. I was giving some Bostonite crap about how that cities sports franchises suck and choke (in that order). I replied to this guys post with a comment like "... I've got one word for you....... Buckner."

Then that little western Pennsylvannia puke replies to my post with.............."Byner". A royal touche to Pengie from the city with the chicks with linebacker ankles. Still laughin at that one.

Eddie, this would bring us very close to even for the crack you made when I was asking for help with a promotion interview at work and you replied something like "follow my advice and you will be the envy of all your friends at the fry machine Monday morning."

That one left a bruise.


"Did you hear about the female lawyer who is in trouble for having sex with an inmate on trial for murder. Can you imagine how disgusting that must be--having sex with a lawyer?" Jay Leno

 

[SixFive]

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

Eddie Haskell, Madjacks Sports Forums, Feb. 2003

 

[ferdville]

I am quite sure that Eddie would not claim that quote as his. Though their politics may be similar, "Religion is the opiate of the masses" was said by Karl Marx. And he wasn't the Marx related to Harpo and Groucho.

 

[SixFive]

ahh, ferdville, good job. A well known quote, but I'm sure there are a bunch scratching their head wondering, "who is Karl Marx"? lol, eddie didn't say it, but maybe he has thought it? At least the opiate of 'necks like me, right, Eddie?

 

[EXTRAPOLATER]

Perfection is overrated

 

[lostinamerica]

There are far too many to try and think about it, but two that come to mind and rate as priceless:

(1) After a particularly garbled rant by Fletcher, there was a post (maybe it was by SixFive) along the lines of, "Fletcher, I always enjoy trying to translate one of your posts."

(2) Cow: " . . . and unload on the Oregon Ducks."

 

[Eddie Haskell]

At the risk of going too far off topic of this thread, I do happen to agree with Mr. Marx on that opinion. More wars have been fought and people die defending or promoting some religion or diety. Most recent example Mohammed Atta and friends. I'm sure they werent thinking about whether or not the Red Sox -190 was the lock of the year as those 767's bore down on the towers.

As George Carlin once said, twisting the words of the Baltimore Cathicism....."God was created in the image and likeness of man...." Couldnt agree more. Long ago the haves, wanting to remain the haves, thought up this idea of eternal salvation in order to keep the have nots in line with some hope so there miserable existences here on earth had some shot. And, as a byproduct, keep them in line, didnt upset the applecart, so they stayed the have nots.

Kinda reminds ya of the Republicans, dont it.

Eddie