Female Prayer Male Prayer

[Justinsmom829]

FEMALE PRAYER
> > > >
> > > > Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
> > > >
> > > > who's not a creep.
> > > >
> > > > One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> > > >
> > > > One who loves to listen long,
> > > >
> > > > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > > >
> > > > When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> > > >
> > > > I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> > > >
> > > > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > > >
> > > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > > >
> > > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > > >
> > > > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
> > > >
> > > > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> > > >
> > > > I pray that this man will love me to no end.
> > > >
> > > > And never attempt to hit on my friend.
> > > >
> > > > And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
> > > >
> > > > I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > MALE PRAYER:
> > > >
> > > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor
> > > store.
> > > > Amen.

 

[hooters]

:lol: :lol:

Isn't that the truth, Justinsmom!!!

 

[RAZ]

You been eaves dropping??? LOL!! Nice one You forgot to add lottery winner w/a butt you can bounce nickels off, and finds 1 ab an unbelievable turn on, LOL!!

 

[THE RAT]

THIS CRAP ALWAY ROUND THEN GOILR BOY STUFF NEVR RITE LIKE ROCK SOK ROBOT AND WHEN SEE THIS HEAD POP UP AN NEDAL NECK LOOK LIKE GUSE BUT ALWAY THE GUY NO GIRL CUZ THEN NO SO FUNNIE

 

[Justinsmom829]

What?????:shrug:

 

[RAZ]

translation, no offense Rat, it's always funny when it's about the guy, not as funny when about the girl and that's not right. you male bashers you!! LOL added that myself

 

[Justinsmom829]

I am confused!!!

 

[RAZ]

did the best i could with what rat wrote, your guess is as good as any, had to use the ol' hooked on phonics to try to figure it out no offense meant to Rat

 

[taoist]

The rat always writes like that.... I think it's great, but barely decipherable at times.... RAZ did a pretty good job in his translation as far as I can tell.


...too fawkin' funny, RAT!!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

Okay, funny you are right. I would probally be up in arms if the table were turned. Sorry for offending you if I did.

Missy

 

[RAZ]

personally thought it was pretty funny, probably pretty accurate, LOL!!

 

[BahamaMama]

okay, here's a version for RAT

MALE PRAYER
> > > >
> > > > Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a woman,
> > > >
> > > > who's not a creep.
> > > >
> > > > One who's beautiful, smart and strong.
> > > >
> > > > One who loves to listen long,
> > > >
> > > > One who thinks before she speaks,
> > > >
> > > > When she says she'll call, she won't wait weeks.
> > > >
> > > > I pray that she is gainfully employed,
> > > >
> > > > When I spend her cash, won't be annoyed.
> > > >
> > > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > > >
> > > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > > >
> > > > Oh! Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind.
> > > >
> > > > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> > > >
> > > > I pray that this woman will love me to no end.
> > > >
> > > > And never attempt to hit on my friend.
> > > >
> > > > And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
> > > >
> > > > I look at the bitch you sent me instead. Amen.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > FEMALE PRAYER:
> > > >
> > > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a huge dick who owns a
liquor
> > > store.
> > > > Amen.

 

[freelancc]

then smiles at bahama..

 

[buddy]

Where's "YYZ, The Grammar Cop" when ya' need him?

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Hey RAT,

Don't worry, brother. The King's English has been stepped on before. But, you made some good points.