September 21, 2007 - Friday
Week 3 NFL Picks
Current mood: amused
Before we get to the games, a reminder. I'm now 5-1 (and 3-0 last week) and now's the time to jump aboard the mone..er, cookie train. Choo ****ing Choo!
Game 1) San Diego Cuntbags (-5) @ Green Bay Packers
First, a disclaimer. I kind of like this frisky Packers team. They're my NFC sleeper (with my AFC being Houston) that being said, the cunty "we deserve it, but can't earn it" Chargers (for more hate on them, read Gambling Dan's latest blog, plug plug) are kind of desperate after taking a Tina-esque beating by the hands of the Ike like Pats last week, and the NFC just can't hang with decent AFC squads. They just can't. Anyway, this is one of those weeks you wished that little bitch Tomlinson was on your fantasy team. He's going to go OFF.
Take San Diego for 100 pieces of extra crispy from the dirty Colonel.
2) Steelers (-9) vs. San Francisco 49'ers.
Much like the Packers, the Niners haven't played anybody worthwhile, their recievers have "frying pans for hands" (to quote my pal, "The D") and they're also in the shameful NFC. And while it will pain me this Sunday to cheer for that big headed douche, Ben Roethlisberger, I look at it more that I'm cheering for sweet delicious cash. Er, Reeses Pieces. Bet 250 of them on Pittsburgh. (By the way, a horribly overlooked city. Great provincial beers, good eats, good people, awesome baseball park.)
3) THE LOCK OF THE WEEK! Baltimore (-8) vs. Arizona
Pretty simple folks. They're the Cardinals. They suck on the road, and Matt Leinart would rather put it in Tara Reid's ass than throw to Larry Fitzgerald. That's not someone I want quarterbacking my team.
300 Corn Dogs (from the Topsfield fair) on it.
Good luck, and thanks for listening and or reading.
Week 3 NFL Picks
Current mood: amused
Before we get to the games, a reminder. I'm now 5-1 (and 3-0 last week) and now's the time to jump aboard the mone..er, cookie train. Choo ****ing Choo!
Game 1) San Diego Cuntbags (-5) @ Green Bay Packers
First, a disclaimer. I kind of like this frisky Packers team. They're my NFC sleeper (with my AFC being Houston) that being said, the cunty "we deserve it, but can't earn it" Chargers (for more hate on them, read Gambling Dan's latest blog, plug plug) are kind of desperate after taking a Tina-esque beating by the hands of the Ike like Pats last week, and the NFC just can't hang with decent AFC squads. They just can't. Anyway, this is one of those weeks you wished that little bitch Tomlinson was on your fantasy team. He's going to go OFF.
Take San Diego for 100 pieces of extra crispy from the dirty Colonel.
2) Steelers (-9) vs. San Francisco 49'ers.
Much like the Packers, the Niners haven't played anybody worthwhile, their recievers have "frying pans for hands" (to quote my pal, "The D") and they're also in the shameful NFC. And while it will pain me this Sunday to cheer for that big headed douche, Ben Roethlisberger, I look at it more that I'm cheering for sweet delicious cash. Er, Reeses Pieces. Bet 250 of them on Pittsburgh. (By the way, a horribly overlooked city. Great provincial beers, good eats, good people, awesome baseball park.)
3) THE LOCK OF THE WEEK! Baltimore (-8) vs. Arizona
Pretty simple folks. They're the Cardinals. They suck on the road, and Matt Leinart would rather put it in Tara Reid's ass than throw to Larry Fitzgerald. That's not someone I want quarterbacking my team.
300 Corn Dogs (from the Topsfield fair) on it.
Good luck, and thanks for listening and or reading.
