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This happens alot to many guys:
your some place where some dumb drunk b!tch thinks shes tough shit. So she thinks shes tough and says she can kick your ass:lol: then after having a good laugh she throws a couple punches:shrug:

what should u do:shrug:

it happened last week and this guy threw her out on her ass it was f#cking funny:lol:

so what would u do?????
 
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never hit a lady...

but ladies never hit..


smack here then get the phuck out:shrug:

or at least push her down
 
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There is NO WAY to win a fight against a girl. NO WAY. If you lose your a pussy. If you win your a abusive prick. The only way to win in this situation is to get her in a hold with her arms behind her back and tie her arms together with your belt...or rope. This way you show your dominance but you don't actually hit her. Kinda like a rodeo, just look out for those crotch shots. <P> Side note:

Have you ever had Rodeo Sex? During sex. Reverse positons and go in from behind. Make the comment "This is the worst, loosest, and smellest piece I've ever had". Try to stay on for 8 seconds. :cool:
 
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Here is what you do! You agree with her and start saying stuff like: " Hey baby you sure could whip my butt.......would you like to whip it into shape tonight?" Or " Baby, please don't be mad at me I just wanted to see if I could take you home and make love to you all night.......I was not being mean!" :D

Then if this works you call ahead to the house and tell your buddies you are coming home with a hog! Tell em to hide in your closet and wait for your signal!

Get ole tubby in the bed and start telling her how hot you think she is and start the nakedness! Then get her in the dog and start making her get all nasty, you know make her tell you that you have a huge dingy or make her tell you how much she loves it when you get rough!

About the time you have had enough.........signal the closet posse! Have them run out and flick on the light switch and start yelling and screaming! Her now naked, freshly violated, fat arse is not so tough! She will squall like a 3 year old with a broken toy and run out like the wind!

That will teach the ole "I'll kick your ass" fat girl a little lesson in humility!:eek:
 
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Bluemound Freak said:
Here is what you do! You agree with her and start saying stuff like: " Hey baby you sure could whip my butt.......would you like to whip it into shape tonight?" Or " Baby, please don't be mad at me I just wanted to see if I could take you home and make love to you all night.......I was not being mean!" :D

Then if this works you call ahead to the house and tell your buddies you are coming home with a hog! Tell em to hide in your closet and wait for your signal!

Get ole tubby in the bed and start telling her how hot you think she is and start the nakedness! Then get her in the dog and start making her get all nasty, you know make her tell you that you have a huge dingy or make her tell you how much she loves it when you get rough!

About the time you have had enough.........signal the closet posse! Have them run out and flick on the light switch and start yelling and screaming! Her now naked, freshly violated, fat arse is not so tough! She will squall like a 3 year old with a broken toy and run out like the wind!

That will teach the ole "I'll kick your ass" fat girl a little lesson in humility!:eek:
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I could be wrong, but with all that detail it kinda sounds like you've been there before:shrug:

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then she yells rape and your serving 3-7 years.

I think just walking away is a better plan.


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A man should never hit a women drunk or not,know if she has a gun or trying to kill you then the game is different, but this sounds far from the case the friend is a jerk for throwing her down.

If it gets to a point where a guy must be physical then they should call the police.

Hitting a women just does not cut it in my book.:mad:
 
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