(? For Jack And Jack Only)

[beantownjim]

JACK JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME I HAVE BEEN RED HOT LATELY I AM DOING MY SHARE IN PUTTING A LITTLE DENT INTO ORGANIZED CRIME IN THE BOSTON AREA.I LIKE TO PLAY OVERS AND THIS NBA PLAYOFFS HAVE BEEN PAYING OFF FINALLY.JACK DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT NO GOOD BUM NICK DOUGLAS ON YOUR PAYROLL THIS GUY IS BRUTAL I FEEL I CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN THIS STIFF.SO JACK I AM ASKING YOU IF YOU WOULD MIND IF I REPLACED HIM I WILL WORK FOR HALF HIS SALARY JACK SO YOU WILL SAVE A LITTLE MONEY.JACK I AM BEING SERIOUS NOW I FEEL I WILL BE AN ASSET TO YOUR MEMBERS.JACK I HAVE ALMOST 25 YEARS OF GAMBLING EXPERIENCE AND I AM ONLY 43 YEARS OLD. WELL ACTUALLY I HAVE 37 YEARS IF YOU COUNT THE TIME I BET TOMMY O'TOOLE I WOULD BET HIS LUNCH MONEY THAT I WOULD KICK HIS :moon:.JACK I KNOW I ASKED YOU THIS BEFORE BUT NOW THAT WE ARE ALL A YEAR OLDER AND A LITTLE MORE MATURE I THINK ITS TIME FOR ME TO BE YOUR HEAD WRITER.I HAVE OTHER OFFERS AT OTHER FORUMS BUT I ALWAYS LIKED MADJACKS SO I WILL CONSIDER THE HOME TOWN DISCOUNT.JACK I WILL CALL YOU LATER ON YOUR CELL PHONE AND WE WILL TALK LATER.HERES A SAMPLE OF MY WORK JACK I WANT ALL YOUR MEMBERS TO GO OUT AND BET THE (SEATTLE MARINERS) TONIGHT ENJOY YOUR MONEY FELLAS I GRIN WHEN I WIN

ANYBODY HERE SEE MY OLD FRIEND BLUEMOND FREAK THE LAST TIME I HEARD FROM HIM HE WAS SENDING ME MY GOLF SHIRT THAT I PAID 200 DOLLARS FOR THEN I READ THE KID WAS BOOZING IT UP WITH ALL HIS TRAILOR PARK BUDDIES WITH MY DOUGH.:thefinger

 

[buddy]

I realize this thread is intended for Jack, but given Jack's busy schedule, I thought it shameful to let this post go without a reply.

Beaner, these days rumor has it Nick is very busy with screenwriting. I think write-ups/analysis for Madjacks coupled to screenwriting would be too much for any man and if I have this situation handicapped correctly, I think Nick would be more than happy to relinquish his position as Madjacks Staff Handicapper and hand the reigns over to you.

Nick might be able to rub shoulders with Hollywood types, but that's a far cry from being on a first name basis with Peter Gammons.

Personally Jimbo, I think you're in.

 

[beantownjim]

I JUST HOPE THE BOYS WERE SMART ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO THE HOT MAN I GAVE MY PLAY AND YES BOYS WE WIN IT ALL WITH THE SEATTLE MARINERS.LIKE I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU FELLAS FOR OVER A YEAR NOW I WORK FOR YOU NOT THE BOOKIES.
WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN
WHEN I WROTE THIS I THOUGHT JACK MIGHT COME INTO THIS THREAD AND WELCOME ME BACK AND MAYBE SLIP ME A FREE LUCKY MUG OR SOMETHING JUST TO SHOW ME WE A BARGAINING IN GOOD FAITH:shrug: WELL ANYWAYS JACK ITS NICE TO BE BACK I JUST HOPE THAT SOME NIT WIT NAMED DENNIS THE MAN DOES FOLLOW ME HE HAS BEEN STALKING ME AT ANOTHER FORUM I CANT LOSE THE DEGENERATE DEADBEAT I HOPE HE WONT FIND ME HERE.:firing: BOYS MY FIRST PICK SINCE MY RETURN AND I GIVE YOU A WINNER WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO CALL IT IN FOR YOU.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING BEN WALLACE,KEVIN GARNETT,TROY HUDSON,OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS:scared

 

[SimonSezs]

Garnett, he makes the most money. Green looks good to me.