For UT Longhorn and other texas fans

[theGibber1]

thought this was funny


Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
> up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
>
> Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
> about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
> off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
> really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do things with
> him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask
> him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He
> coaches football at the University of Texas, but I was too embarrassed to
> say so."

 

[K-LINE]

Come on gibber that really hurts :nutkick

But funny :thefinger

 

[Nolan Dalla]

Great joke, and so true. UT consistently recuits the top prospects in the nation and then struggles to break into the Top 20 by the end of the season. Despite plenty of money, rabid fan support, and mystique, the Longhorns remain college football's most disappointing program over the past five seasons. Mack Brown is perhaps the dumbest man I have ever seen coaching a football team, and that's quite a statement considering RC Slowcum is still alive.

-- Nolan Dalla

 

[NySportsfan]

hey Nolan, you forgot your buddies Bill Callahan and mad scientist Mike Martz, but both of those guys got to super bowls so you cant rip em too bad, Mack Brown is a joke, they have great players yr after yr, huge rich booster support, great facilities, and they always crap out, couldnt have said it better

Mike