> Little Mary
> Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
> give away,
> so she had them out on the street corner with a sign
> 'FREE KITTENS' next to
> them.
>
> Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up
> with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
>
> The cars all stopped and
> a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
> It's President Obama.
>
>
> 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
> box?' he asked.
>
> 'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says.
> 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open
> yet.'
>
>
> 'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
> 'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
>
>
> The tall man smiled,
> returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a
> good photo opportunity,
> President. Obama called his Press Manager and
> told him about
> the little girl
> and the kittens.
>
> It was planned that they would return the next day,
> have all the media there and tell everyone about
> these great kittens.
>
>
> The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner
> with her
> box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign
> and the big motorcade of black
> cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,
> NBC, CBS, BET and CNN
> but no FOX for some reason..
>
> Everyone had their cameras ready and
> then, President. Obama got out of his limo and walked
> up to Little Mary Pat.
>
>
> 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I
> just want you to tell all
> these nice news people just what kind of kittens
> you're giving away today.'
>
>
> 'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all
> REPUBLICAN kittens.'
>
> Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But
> yesterday, you told me that
> they were DEMOCRATS.'
>
> Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But
> today, they have their eyes open.'
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> Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
> give away,
> so she had them out on the street corner with a sign
> 'FREE KITTENS' next to
> them.
>
> Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up
> with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
>
> The cars all stopped and
> a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
> It's President Obama.
>
>
> 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
> box?' he asked.
>
> 'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says.
> 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open
> yet.'
>
>
> 'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
> 'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
>
>
> The tall man smiled,
> returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a
> good photo opportunity,
> President. Obama called his Press Manager and
> told him about
> the little girl
> and the kittens.
>
> It was planned that they would return the next day,
> have all the media there and tell everyone about
> these great kittens.
>
>
> The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner
> with her
> box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign
> and the big motorcade of black
> cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,
> NBC, CBS, BET and CNN
> but no FOX for some reason..
>
> Everyone had their cameras ready and
> then, President. Obama got out of his limo and walked
> up to Little Mary Pat.
>
>
> 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I
> just want you to tell all
> these nice news people just what kind of kittens
> you're giving away today.'
>
>
> 'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all
> REPUBLICAN kittens.'
>
> Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But
> yesterday, you told me that
> they were DEMOCRATS.'
>
> Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But
> today, they have their eyes open.'
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