Two rednecks in Alabama are sitting at a bar drinking beer;
Bill turns to Buck and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes."
Buck thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Bill goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who assists signing him up for the five basic classes: Math, Science, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Bill says. 'What's that?'
The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the Dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you
must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all
of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Bill shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Buck at the bar. He tells Buck about his classes, how he
is signed up for Math, English, Science, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Buck says, 'What's that?'
Bill says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
"Then you're a queer."
Bill turns to Buck and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes."
Buck thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Bill goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who assists signing him up for the five basic classes: Math, Science, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Bill says. 'What's that?'
The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the Dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you
must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all
of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Bill shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Buck at the bar. He tells Buck about his classes, how he
is signed up for Math, English, Science, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Buck says, 'What's that?'
Bill says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
"Then you're a queer."
