"Hedgehog and Skunknik,
'till death do them part,
"Oh Hedgie, C'mon!
Did you just cut a fart?
Oh man, does that smell!
and you just stand there and laugh?
Would someone please contact
the Security Staff?
You know,
I saw you there squinting
and I did have a hunch,
but for you to release one
and just before lunch.
I'm no longer hungry.
I think I'll just pass
I'm afraid you'll find humor
in releasing more gas.
We'll still be friends
like brother to brother.
but you at one keyboard
and me at another."
'till death do them part,
"Oh Hedgie, C'mon!
Did you just cut a fart?
Oh man, does that smell!
and you just stand there and laugh?
Would someone please contact
the Security Staff?
You know,
I saw you there squinting
and I did have a hunch,
but for you to release one
and just before lunch.
I'm no longer hungry.
I think I'll just pass
I'm afraid you'll find humor
in releasing more gas.
We'll still be friends
like brother to brother.
but you at one keyboard
and me at another."
