From the Penthouse to the Outhouse

[LuvThemDogs]

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr....too-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was ?at the artist?s discretion.?

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan?s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

 

[Nole]

That's awesome!!!


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[LetsMakeMoney]

That's the shit! :0003

 

[kickserv]

Now that is revenge:scared

 

[Old School]

very hard to understand how mothers and fathers can fail their children so misrerable.


ya can't turn them loose on the world with no more training than to allow this to happen.

You thirty something are going to have one fucked up society to deal with.


best of luck turning around a course of history doomed to lower the standard of American lifestyle and respect to that of cow shit ..

 

[The Joker]

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[no pepper]

I would hire another tatoo artist to transform the pile of shit into a fierce python. And the flies could be bloody gargoyles. Narnia will soon be forgotten anyway. Might as well get a tatoo of Tebow over Narnia.

 

[hedgehog]

I would give anything to get revenge on my exwife, she is a fucking bitch...I like this guy :toast:

Absolute Classic, moral of story don't cheat

 

[Sportsaholic]

I guess shit does flow upstream :0008

 

[yyz]

Frankly........He's not much of an artist.

 

[Sportsaholic]

Frankly........He's not much of an artist.

You really know your shit yyz :0008

 

[gardenweasel]

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr....too-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was ?at the artist?s discretion.?

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan?s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

nice *ahem* tatt,hon......:lol:

/maybe she could put a cone on her ass and just say it`s a soft serve?

 

[yyz]

She just needs to start fucking another one of those dudes, and he can draw a cone under the shit, and it will be just fine.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Dookie Braids would cover it up

 

[hedgehog]

/maybe she could put a cone on her ass and just say it`s a soft serve?

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