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> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot
>of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself
>into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing
>7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.
>
> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to
>run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend
>7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
> ______________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it
>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING
>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
>impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once
>installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to
>not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep
Wife1.0 and
>work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
>application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
>because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
>maintenance.
>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0,
>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use
>will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With
>Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will
>cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of luck,
> Tech Support
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot
>of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself
>into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing
>7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.
>
> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to
>run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend
>7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
> ______________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it
>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING
>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
>impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once
>installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to
>not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep
Wife1.0 and
>work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
>application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
>because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
>maintenance.
>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0,
>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use
>will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With
>Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will
>cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of luck,
> Tech Support
