big game this week, good luck!
Bob Stoops, the Oklahoma football coach, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Sooner flag in the window."This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Bob felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Oregon Duck flag, and in every window, a Duck.
Bob looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to three consecutive bowl games, won a national championship, and turned around Oklahoma's entire program."
God said "So what do you want to know, Bob?"
"Well, why does Mike Belotti get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Bob, that's not Mike's house, it's mine." :mj07:
Bob Stoops, the Oklahoma football coach, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Sooner flag in the window."This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Bob felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Oregon Duck flag, and in every window, a Duck.
Bob looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to three consecutive bowl games, won a national championship, and turned around Oklahoma's entire program."
God said "So what do you want to know, Bob?"
"Well, why does Mike Belotti get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Bob, that's not Mike's house, it's mine." :mj07:
