Gardenweasel To Replace Imus?

[buddy]

Rumor has it gardenweasel has accepted an interview with MSNBC to replace Don Imus on both tv and radio.

In addition, show execs have also mentioned DTB to replace news announcer Bernard McGuirk.

According to my inside sources, guests will be charged a fee to appear but are permitted to throw medium sized objects at the host to keep his attention.

Unlike his predecessor, gardenweasel will wear a wide brimmed fedora, a fake moustache and chew on a unlit cheap cigar.

Stay tuned for further updates.

 

[gardenweasel]

"gardenweasel in the morning"......i like it...

first topic up for discussion....."who`s killed more hookers?....charlie sheen or bill maher?"

second day...."timing how long it takes to peel a 5 lb. bag of potatoes"......

3rd day....rosie o`donnell discusses her induction into the "imbecile wing" of "The Moron Museum".......

 

[IntenseOperator]

4th day...

"Is Jesse Jackson really all that and a bag of chips in bed"

 

[gardenweasel]

and we`d have to do some symposiums....with a few experts...

bryant gumball discussing "the dilemma of rap in the hood"....

and lou piniella on "anger management"

we`ll also have smurphy`s girlfriend discussing "why it takes the average woman 11 minutes to become fully aroused"(and why,by that time,smurph`s been asleep for 9 minutes)...........