Gay Public High School to Open Doors This Fall....

[RAZ]

it will be the only High School requiring all majorettes to sanitize their batons before each use. The overages on pilfered drumsticks, batons, batteries and lost soap will keep the school in the red for years, lol!!Shop classs photo will be all dikes and Homo Ec, will be the pickle smokers, LOL!! I'd like to open a school right next door for, 'The gifted but violently prone" and call it "Lumpy Rutherford High"

 

[RAZ]

imagine the fierce competition for the role of "Dorothy" in the school rendition of "The Wizard of Oz", talent show would be howl as well, LOL!! Will be the only school w/voluntary cavity searches recieving extra credits.

What about "Dom Deluise High" for those who are alittle overweight and feel just as persecuted....