You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
> For example:
>
> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you
> can see right through them.
>
> 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
> while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if
the
> right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are
> pushed.
>
> 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
> 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to
> light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
> 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
>
> 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
> 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.
>
> 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
> bottom.
>
> 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
> years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
> consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and
> while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
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> For example:
>
> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you
> can see right through them.
>
> 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
> while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if
the
> right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are
> pushed.
>
> 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
> 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to
> light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
> 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
>
> 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
> 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.
>
> 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
> bottom.
>
> 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
> years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
> consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and
> while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
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