George Bush feels bad !!

[Schouest]

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office:

"Oh, and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief.

He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God...."

"Mr. President," says VP Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"


Bush looks up and says, "How many is a 'Brazilian'?"

:com: :scared

 

[SpursDynasty]

lol..

 

[pd1]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.


Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.


The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."


Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.


The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."


The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,


"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down!"

 

[dawgball]

great one, schouest!

 

[Happy Hippo]

:mj07: :mj07:



MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
--a poem comprised of actual quotes by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

 

[hawkeye]

as dennis the plummer would say--ahhhhhhh