Two guys were driving thru a small hick town in the middle of nowhere when they get pulled over by the local sheriff.
The driver rolls down his window as the sheriff approaches and before he can say a word the sheriff punches him along side the head. When the driver asks him why he did that the sheriff explains that in his town when you get pulled over you WILL have your drivers liscense held out the window before he gets to the vehicle and the punch was a reminder for him the next time he drove thru his town.
The sheriff then goes over to the passenger side of the vehicle and that guy has his liscense held out the window before the sheriff gets there. The sheriff punches him along side the head.
The guy asks him why he did that because he had is liscense ready just like he had told the driver.
The sheriff explained to him that he was making his wish come true.
He says "Because I know as soon as you two get down the road you would have turned to your buddy and said I sure wish he would have tried doing that $hit to me"
The driver rolls down his window as the sheriff approaches and before he can say a word the sheriff punches him along side the head. When the driver asks him why he did that the sheriff explains that in his town when you get pulled over you WILL have your drivers liscense held out the window before he gets to the vehicle and the punch was a reminder for him the next time he drove thru his town.
The sheriff then goes over to the passenger side of the vehicle and that guy has his liscense held out the window before the sheriff gets there. The sheriff punches him along side the head.
The guy asks him why he did that because he had is liscense ready just like he had told the driver.
The sheriff explained to him that he was making his wish come true.
He says "Because I know as soon as you two get down the road you would have turned to your buddy and said I sure wish he would have tried doing that $hit to me"
