Getting really old joke...

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Upstairs watching sports on the big TV.
I was playing Vid Poker at Main Street yesterday, seated next to me was a very spry 99 year old Hawaiian Lady, born 1916.

Think about the things she has seen...

She attributed her longevity to eating good and walking on the beach.
She summed up our short conversation stating "America is a wonderful country" and "Till the man upstairs calls me, I'm content."

Anyhow, saw this online joke ...




I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

I still have my driver's license.
 
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