Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf and
one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love
to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without
an arguement, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do
it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet
here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives and there're
all there on the links.
The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune!
I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take
her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at
home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They
all turn to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them
like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense
for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
"Well Babe, is it sex or golf? She said 'take a
sweater'.
one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love
to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without
an arguement, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do
it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet
here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives and there're
all there on the links.
The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune!
I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take
her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at
home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They
all turn to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them
like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense
for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
"Well Babe, is it sex or golf? She said 'take a
sweater'.
