Look fuckers, before anyone goes off stealing my Friday bitch, which was supposed to be Baytony before the senile fucker forgot, there has to be a way where it isn't the same four bastards playing together every year. Just sayin.
SixFive and I will take all you fuckers on. We get 3 strokes a hole and we play best ball while you have to play worst ball and take worst score. Who wants some fuckers?
And you have to supply beers and balls for sixfive and I prior to each hole. We are also allowed to tee up any shot from anywhere and improve all our lies if we feel like it. This is a small price to pay to hang out with the two coolest fucking guys there. Ya feel me?
I will also be giving my yearly seminar between Joker and Ga Ben book signings in the pro shop on Friday. Just a quick heads up.