I got a call from and X-girlfriend of mine!!! Here was our conversation more or less:
Guys, A really good looking ex-girlfriend of mine called
today.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to
hook up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with
you now! I'm a bit older, bit larger, and more grey
hair than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the
challenge!
Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man
with a waistband that's a few inches wider these
days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby gery haired
men were cute!
"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds
myself!"
So i hung up on the fat bitch!
Guys, A really good looking ex-girlfriend of mine called
today.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to
hook up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with
you now! I'm a bit older, bit larger, and more grey
hair than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the
challenge!
Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man
with a waistband that's a few inches wider these
days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby gery haired
men were cute!
"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds
myself!"
So i hung up on the fat bitch!
