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Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
'Is that Jesus sitting over there?' The waitress
nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she
give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully
sat down and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
Is that Jesus over there?' The waitress nodded,
so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
sat down and hollered, 'Hey there, honey! How's about
getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?' He, too,
looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's
boy over there?' The waitress once more nodded, so the
Democrat directed her to give Jesus a glass of wine.
'On my bill,' he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said,'For your kindness, you are healed.'
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs,
got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
'For your kindness ,you are healed.' The Libertarian felt
his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised
the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped
up and yelled, 'Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability.':142smilie :142smilie
Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
'Is that Jesus sitting over there?' The waitress
nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she
give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully
sat down and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
Is that Jesus over there?' The waitress nodded,
so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
sat down and hollered, 'Hey there, honey! How's about
getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?' He, too,
looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's
boy over there?' The waitress once more nodded, so the
Democrat directed her to give Jesus a glass of wine.
'On my bill,' he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said,'For your kindness, you are healed.'
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs,
got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
'For your kindness ,you are healed.' The Libertarian felt
his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised
the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped
up and yelled, 'Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability.':142smilie :142smilie
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