"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
"But out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8g4Ztf7hIM
"But out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8g4Ztf7hIM
