Here are a few my friend passed along!
But feel free to bring em!!
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both scream when they are comming and they take the house when they leave!
how did helen keller burn her face?
the phone rang and she answered the iron
howd she burn the other side?
the son of a bitch called back
a boy says to his father daddy whats a vagina look like? the father says son before sex it is a beautiful site with the smell of roses the son says what about after sex? the father says you ever see a bulldog eating mayonaise.
Q: What did Hellen Kellers Parents do to punishe her when she was bad
A: add extra door knobs to the door
Q: What did Hellen Kellers Parents do to punishe her when she was really bad
A: Left the plunger in the toilet
DJ
But feel free to bring em!!
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both scream when they are comming and they take the house when they leave!
how did helen keller burn her face?
the phone rang and she answered the iron
howd she burn the other side?
the son of a bitch called back
a boy says to his father daddy whats a vagina look like? the father says son before sex it is a beautiful site with the smell of roses the son says what about after sex? the father says you ever see a bulldog eating mayonaise.
Q: What did Hellen Kellers Parents do to punishe her when she was bad
A: add extra door knobs to the door
Q: What did Hellen Kellers Parents do to punishe her when she was really bad
A: Left the plunger in the toilet
DJ
