heeerrrrreeee kitty kitty

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This morning at 5:30 a.m., I am sleeping and the wife is getting ready for work....she wakes me up and says the neighbor Mike wants to talk to me its important...pull on a pair of shorts and go outside. He is standing there looking somewhat distraught, asks if I can help him real quick...and to get a shovel...."uuuuhhhh O.K." Evidently his wifes somewhat new cat had taken up refuge behind his tire in the garage...once he pulled out for work.....squish....I am frigging dying laughing and hes laughing but trying not to cuz he knows the wife is going to be VERY upset. Anyway we put Marshmallow (now squished) in a trash bag and put it in my other neighbor Sergio's trash can.......I go back to bed....funny thing is though, it is Spring Break here and Mikes wife is a teacherso she is home all day, so now it is 9:30 a.m. and she is standing on the driveway with a bowl of cat food yelling hhheeeerrrrreeee kitty kitty......and I don't have the heart to tell her, that Mike made a Smore out of Marshmallow, so now I am getting ready to help her look for the cat, but everytime I hear her yell for it I crack up picturing us scraping the poor dead furball up of the garage floor. I know it sounds morbid....but it was friggin funny.
 

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I don't think it is the death itself that is funny to him, It's more the situation of the whole thing! Knowing that one day his neighbor, and trust me this will happen, slips up and mention running over that cat and his wife will cut him off for a year or so!

I don't find the fact that the cat is dead funny at all, but I'm sure every time she goes and yells it has to be a little amusing!
 

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Freak,

Freak,

Absolutely right on target my good man, thank you for the clarification.


Nolan,
Please see Freaks reply. Death of an animal not amusing, situation is, as I personally co exist with a rottweiller named Oprah, Yellow Lab named Maggie, another Yellow Lab named Cubby Bear, and a Tabby cat named Harley. Not to mention what ever exists on my land. I don't hunt, I fish yet don't eat fish therefore return all unharmed to lake.
An animal is an animal;...... feelings, brain, and personality.
A story is just a story.

Besides....it wasn't my cat:D
 

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kitty update

kitty update

now looking at the sign of little lost kitty that she has posted all over the neighborhood. All the kids and wives were out calling for the kitty and putting up signs today after work....In the mean time Mike and I are drinking beer in the garage as the neighborhood goes into search and rescue mode.....Now I don't mean to offend anyone but if you can actually take a minute to look at the big picture from my shoes.....I am friggin dyin over here....
 

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I think someone should tell this lady her cat is dead and let her grieve. I've had a lost dog (I think she was stolen) and I wasted way too much time trying to find her. I know it's a pet but closure would be nice. My x-wife had me searching the entire world for this dog for many many weeks. It would have been nice to know one way or the other.
 

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fatdaddycool said:
now looking at the sign of little lost kitty that she has posted all over the neighborhood. All the kids and wives were out calling for the kitty and putting up signs today after work....In the mean time Mike and I are drinking beer in the garage as the neighborhood goes into search and rescue mode.....Now I don't mean to offend anyone but if you can actually take a minute to look at the big picture from my shoes.....I am friggin dyin over here....

Wasn't it her HUSBAND (Mike) that ran over the cat? Why didn't he tell her when he did it?

Is the fact that he didn't tell her right off what is keeping him from telling her now?

I'm pretty intrigued by this, and will check the board daily for updates, if you keep 'em coming.

I understand you're dying over this. What's up with Mike? Why won't he tell her?

TheShrimp
 

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shrimp

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I honestly believe that at this point Mike has decided that some things are better left unsaid...maybe her thinking that the cat just got out and someone took her is less traumatic than digging fur out of the tread of a goodyear tire...I imagine she will get another cat eventually.
 

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FDC, Ya don't anyone have enough balls to tell the poor sob what's up. The laugh was a good one. But after about 10 minutes some one should step up. You say you have many animals. Think how you just might feal.
 

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DJV,

DJV,

spelled "feel".
As I stated earlier....It's not my cat, not my mistake, not my wife, therefore not my problem. So I think the question of anyone having "enough balls" is irrelevant, unless of course you are just being curious?:D
 

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OK i'll but that.:D :D By the way my computer never did spell for crap. Im sending it back to compooter school.;)
 

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All I said it was time for someone to step up. Someone. I only think that would have been nice.
 
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